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Daphne Young

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Struwwelpeter Support Group Strife Coach & Freelance Baroness of Sumptuous Boredom.


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Old Yeller Helter Skelter and Brainworms are out here owning the libs by shooting and eating dogs.

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Let me sign up again, “Thank you for the beautiful panda profile at the San Diego Zoo,” and then stop payment on the card with, “Dear Treasonous Trash, I rebuke you with the fury of a thousand hemlock-dripping druids for supporting an insurrection over a slight stutter.”

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Wish I hadn’t already canceled my subscription so I could cancel it again.

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“Gentlemen, we gather to coronate a King we call President with the immunity of a monarch. Let the rabble boil in the cauldron of their stupidity & baste themselves with the fallacy of democracy. Bring forth a comely quill. We shall sign our names across this fish wrap we call The Constitution.”

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Frankenstein’s Monster, the twins from the Shining, my husband (Michael Meyer…no “s”), legendary actor Malcom McDowell, and the cast of Friday the 13th 3D. A typical night in Phoenix.

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I appreciate the case for solemnity today, but that’s for pundits and politicians. I’m here to PARTY! I may feel a little guilty in the morning…BUT NOT 34 COUNTS GUILTY!

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Electric Boogaloo 2: No Room 4 Ur Womb

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Irma > Martha Alito

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UPDATE! Used gardening gloves & freak-out-nabbed the abandoned kittens saying stuff like, “Oh, God, I hate this” & “Just grab him anyway you can!” They’re cuddling in a crate at the rescue cute & cozy. When something vulnerable is put in your path, it’s YOURS until it’s safe. That’s the rule.

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Anyone have Phoenix kitten rescue contacts? It’s the season and no one is getting placement without a friend-of-a-friend. They’re in a relatively sheltered space (covered alleyway feeding station) and I’ve been dropping by with formula milk replacement but need cat experts to help with next steps.

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*marked safe from South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem*

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Back in December 2021 I talked with the Democrat running for Arizona attorney general about the state's old abortion ban (frozen under Roe). She said, if she won and Roe fell, she wouldn't enforce it.

Two years and five months later, she's made good on that.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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I went nuts for Easter (actually, I just stayed nuts and then Easter happened).

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Saw Kathy Griffin & Judy Collins in the same month so I feel coated in protective magic dust.

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Interested in the wildest, most subversive, innovative art event happening this week? My friend of over 30 years is having a gallery show in Paris with 2 dates of digital mayhem. Oligarchs, launder your money through $tellabelle’s art! L’Avant Galerie Vossen 3/14 at 6 PM 3/16 at 3 PM

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Spent a month at a hippie retreat messing around with rocks, hiking in dry river washes, meditating, sitting in sweat lodges, doing breath work, regulating gut biome with a daily 1/2 teaspoon of Boulardii, communing with critters, and gently rejecting society. Double rainbow shit!

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Before & After: The littlest creatures can fully heal.

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This year’s lemon pig portends a great darkness. Without cloves for eyes, Michael improvised w/ screws. Like an AI death-eyed generated force for mischief & mayhem, the Tetsuo Lemon Pig emerges to bridge yesterday’s hopeful innocence with tomorrow’s iron-clad existential dread. Happy New Year! 🍋 🐷 😵

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Last New Year my husband and I set the universe straight.

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Mo and Mimi are a sweet & weird little bonded pair who lived on the streets together for years. Anything “fancy” like sweaters, toys, or bones involves hours of preening & flossing.

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Holiday settings, appetizers, floral arrangements, and creatures in seasonal attire. We may now release the event-specific hosting anxieties and return to the existential, free floating variety.

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Next Year’s Goal: Bring back “The Christmas Lady.” It has been a while since I’ve unleashed her to toss fruitcakes at unsuspecting shoppers.

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I had no idea. He lives nearby and I only know he frequently golfs. Perhaps the big sword swinging is compensation for a smallness of spirit, etc. common in transphobes.

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I saw Alice Cooper at an antique mall this weekend. Far from disappointing by doing regular guy stuff, he was purchasing a large Renaissance Fair type sword and swinging it around the store.

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Sweater weather (today was a chilly 71 degrees in Phoenix).

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Let me be the bowling shoe ruining your Thanksgiving parade.

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Get yourself a husband who understands your disillusionment with the corrupt world, total lack of faith in humanity, and dystopian view of the future, but still selects a beautiful ornament reflecting your excitement for the upcoming holiday season.

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It’s a beautiful book full of heart. The brandy-snifting, tweed-pipe set gave it good reviews. Even teen idols can fashion a few philosophical conceits in their sixties.

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I get it. I usually don’t like celeb bios but John and I worked together on it and it’s got a lot of heart. He really revealed himself, considered the reader’s experience, and Kirkus gave it a great review. Ya never know 😀. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

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#4 New York Times bestseller (behind Britney, Maddow, and Romney). That’s because of YOU guys buying them up!

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Nah, he really supported the growth of her career and felt he lost himself in the process. The stuff he loved most about her was her humor, hanging out in sweats, and dreaming of a family. He was heartbroken when those dreams died out.

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Girl, I’m gonna vouch for this spicy Stamos book!

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Then, when Full House was fledgling in the ratings, the network rescheduled the show following Who’s the Boss, proving that what screws you in Hollywood may eventually redeem you.

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John does a great job sharing the juicy tidbits but also digging into the emotions behind the betrayals, heartbreaks, and losses in his life. He’s a pretty philosophical guy with a lot of depth.

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These two will roll in with copyright lawyers.

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Watching m’murder shows as the dogs fall asleep to the dulcet sounds of bludgeoning renactments, wives screaming as they’re pitched off cliffs for insurance money, and the pop-pop-pop of gunshots.

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John Stamos getting the advanced copy of his debut memoir. The coolest folks don’t make their collaborators into ghosts. Stamos has celebrated writers/comedians/other actors throughout his career. A sweet, solid, smart guy with a lot of heart. fb.watch/nuJNo3XwZo/?...

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Everyone is capping the guy who called Taylor Swift homely but the “Dijon veneers” inquiry has the simple cadence, cool cachet, casual brutality, and jejune je ne sais quoi I salute in an insult.

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When I hear the term “genius” now, I’ll ask…real genius or some Elon shit?

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Pay to Tweet? NOPE. I’ve just hung out on the five-alarm platform to watch Twitter (never X) burn as the Nazis, loons, and nutwingers turn the joint into Parler 2.0. Eventually even those creeps will leave because there are no more libs to own and they actually hate each other’s company.

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My birthday gift for John was a series of pillows featuring him throughout his career with a comforter of him today. I figure he can decorate a guest room and people can finally say, “I slept with John Stamos.”

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For years we thought Mimi was a Chorkie because that’s what the rescue said. We did a 23 and Me for dogs (Can you believe I got the kit for Michael on Valentine’s Day? Like why would that be romantic?) and she’s 71% POODLE!

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These are beautiful! This is the night I went to a dive bar & two martinis in said, “I’m gonna change everything about my life starting now ‘cause I’m tired of the bullshit.” My husband laughed & said, “OK!” enthusiastically. We spent the night daydreaming & I crafted an escape from reality plan.

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