darthazius

Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

The Jedis should’ve stuck to their little gardening project and minded their own business.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

I'm living for it ✨✨

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

#TheAcolyte really went from brutal, shocking loss in one episode to making us horny in the next and today it's out here having me questioning my loyalties LMAO legendary behavior

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:53 UTC

Deal. I get Mouse for a day for every 100 raisins I submit

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 10:10 UTC

It's been 24 hours. No sign of my umbrella. No sign of the colleague, even

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

It's one of those foods that gives me a bad visceral reaction if I bite it. Can't stand those things. Ruining all my granola options 😭😂

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Me to raisins:

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Changed my toothbrush at the suggested 3 month mark. I'm really nailing this adulting thing

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

😭

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:24 UTC

Lent my umbrella to a colleague who needed to walk to the other building in the rain. Am I ever going to see my umbrella again, yes or no

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Sleepy at work, send SWAT team with caffeine bullets

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

Watched it Monday night and immediately had to watch another show after that because that [spoiler] could NOT be what I went to bed with

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

I live chore to chore with a miasma of unfulfilled happiness following me wherever I go

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

I've just had the horrible realization that I haven't touched my PS5 in 3 weeks. How has my life come to this

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

And there we go, another reason to keep using it. Thank you very much 🙈✨🤗

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

Have I used this exact pose before? Yes. Will I use it again? Also yes. Will I fight tooth & nail for right to unashamedly use this pose repeatedly because it's one of the few poses that I manage to look good in? Yes indeed.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

We don't know what's going on under the melty cheese, that's where they could be getting freaky

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

Did NASA ask their consent first or-

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:43 UTC

(Frushes are friends I have crushes on but will never say so because they're too valuable as friends. Yes, I just came up with the term)

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:42 UTC

It's a long weekend in Malaysia and all my frushes are either busy or out of town so I guess I'll just die

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

Update: the club didn't have a beginner class so I was thrown into the deep end with zero basics to learn a complicated technique, but I managed to survive and had a blast and even if this is the only class I ever attend, yes, I will never stop talking about it

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:33 UTC

The bank asking if I wanted to invest 😂

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

Just answered a call from an unknown number. That's enough courage and social interaction for the week, I think

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

My first jiu jitsu class is later today. Y'all better hope it goes badly and I never try again otherwise I'll turn into one of those people who never stops talking about it

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 09:53 UTC

With a *Like* on an Instagram story

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

Swiping left on all of Tinder's suggested Top Picks to establish dominance

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

How does my beard retain so much water after I shower AND dry myself, what sorcery is this

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

I do not sweat. I ✨glisten✨

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

😂

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

A deeply promising processor for Windows indeed!

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

LinkedIn needs you as its CEO immediately

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Someone at the gym has been arranging the apparatus to resemble a dick & balls and I'm deeply angry that I didn't think of that before him. He has the ✨vision✨

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

Pride Month is over. Kindly return your queerness to the library, you can re-issue it next June. Thank you.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

I said "Thanks, queen" to my phone assistant and it didn't like it lol

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Got my salary, what nonsense am I buying

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Goodness, you're handsome AND you just made my day 🥺✨

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Powers restored? No. HUMILITY DISCARDED.

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Very much this lmao

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Awkward moment you're sweating at the gym when the Challengers soundtrack plays on shuffle and now you must make eye contact with someone you have sexual tension with

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

Unless you can stay off social media entirely and avoid all spoilers and somehow inform all your curated algorithms not to show you Star Wars stuff.....yeah. Watch it as soon as you can 😅

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

Exceeded all expectations and then some. Jaw-dropping stuff

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

WHAT. AN. EPISODE. I haven't been this thrilled, shocked and outright blown away by Star Wars in years!

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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

#TheAcolyte

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