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darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social |
why doesn't stuff like this just happen to me
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him.thatguyoverthere
@christopherm.bsky.social
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I been listening to the wrong smoke signals, dammit.
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Boomer NV
@bobmoorenv.bsky.social
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My wife got a pair of expensive sneakers in her size through the mail years ago. Didn’t order them. Never billed for them. No one confessed that they sent them to her as a gift. Total mystery.
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Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
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You're paying too much for cheese, who's your cheese guy?
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bsdtectr
@bsdtectr.bsky.social
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would you accept a package of quicksand?
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Ryan Ritter
@ndtex.gamin4aven.org
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I feel the potato industry owes you, Darth
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darth™️
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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remember that weird scare about people receiving unsolicited mystery seeds in the mail and the government warned whatever u do do not plant them and everybody just immediately planted them
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@tujungadude.bsky.social
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did you not get the flaming bag of dog doo I left on your porch
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@heidiblough.bsky.social
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darth I made scallops with peas and crispy prosciutto tonight and I have extra if you would like some.
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Dag.
@3fecta.bsky.social
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Random Acts of Charcuterie would be a good tiktok trend
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Libel
@libeltheband.bsky.social
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I once had hot sauce come to my door because I interviewed the CEO of Complex Media at a conference. He’s a great guy.
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Boaty McBoatface 🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🚩⛵️🛶
@boatymcboat.bsky.social
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Same Darth! Same.
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Eric Neustadter (e)
@thevowel.bsky.social
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when strangers randomly send you food step one is THROW IT AWAY. Now if people you know randomly send you food that's a whole different kettle of cheese.
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Threelittlekit6
@lafitton.bsky.social
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Once in a very tipsy state, I ordered some beautiful antique rose bushes. When they arrived, I was bewildered but thought some lovely person sent me a gift. My credit card bill arrived 10 days later and mystery solved. I love those rose bushes, even though I sent them to myself.
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Mx Francis
@mxffox.bsky.social
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You should at least be getting potatoes Darth.
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@roudy1.bsky.social
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me too i like like like send some my way if you can
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Kristin
@kmm133.bsky.social
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Darth we will send you cheese!
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fungalinflection
@fungalinflection.bsky.social
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I got a bunch of protein powder, enfamil, and show inserts from some scammers. Never cheese.
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