Darth Putin

Joy @joyilta.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Serfs! Our greatest Master commands us to donate!

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Seems a good time to remind everyone that time Assange said there wasn’t a need for Wikileaks in Russia cos guys like Navalny were “permitted”.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

My Facebook feed is offering me package holiday deals to The Hague....

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Have handed Trump the “peace plan” i expect him to implement.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

The US is to blame for Ukraine striking Ukraine. The US is to blame for Russia striking Ukraine. The US is to blame for Russia striking Russia.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

How to tankie

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

Master strategy

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

“The 43rd brigade in the Kupyansk direction needs 2 x 0.7 kW generators and a powerful power bank

🎯 Goal: 50 000 ₴.

🔗 Link to the bank
send.monobank.ua/jar/271ArrwbXa

💳Bank card number
5375 4112 1947 6632

PayPal:
kosteckiy.a.s@gmail.com”

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:46 UTC

There’s 9 days left on Prez’s drive to donate 1£€$/book to buy generators in Kharkiv . Learn how to master strategy, be a good anti imperialist, and help out at the same time. Donate direct also if you want. 📕 🔗👇🧵

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Dictators dilemma. Need a decent army cos you’re gonna invade your neighbors. Can’t have a decent army cos the general in charge may turn it on you.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Months -28 Casualties - 535,000🌻 Victories - 0 Ruble - 💩🧻 Economy - 🚽 War crimes - ♾ ISIS - Attacking Russia Ammo - 🇰🇵 South Korea - Pro Ukraine Crimea - 💥🤯 Air defence - what doing? Red lines - Crossed ATACMS - Unleashed F-16s - Inbound I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

4 ATACMS were fired & all were intercepted. Once intercepted the intact wreckage, which penetrated 🇷🇺 air defence (AD) despite being shot down, then landed & detonated. This proves Russian AD stopped the ATACMS that both were, and were not, intercepted. Schrödinger’s ATACMS.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Claiming that CIA & MI6 can run ops like this in Dagestan but Russian intel is too stupid to stop them is quite the cope.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

OTD in 1941 the Lutsk prison massacre by soviet secret police took place. 2000 prisoners were shot in one of numerous soviet war crimes at the end of June 1941. Imagine, in the 21st century, the self-declared successor state doing that.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

OTD in 1941 the Dubno prison massacre by soviet secret police took place. 550 prisoners were shot for being “counter revolutionaries” before we retreated. Imagine, in the 21st century, the self-declared successor state doing that.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

According to my trolls NATO made me do this to Kharkiv. It’s their own fault for wanting to interfere in their own internal affairs.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

OTD in 2023 Prigozhin said we were lying about the reasons Russia invaded Ukraine. In unrelated news, he was killed soon after.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

1 year ago today the Wagner mutiny began. I found out that giving a psychopath his own private army of criminals was not a good idea. I remain a master strategist

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

You can have tea.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Do my loyal serfs in Bluesky miss Prez?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 09:03 UTC

OTD in 1941 the Nazi violation of our alliance caused USSR to involuntarily switch to the allied side of WW2.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

You say that likes it’s a bad thing.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

I have informed South Korea that if they arm Ukraine I will sink my ships off their cost as well.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

I find myself curiously aroused by this.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

OTD in 1941 Soviet agent Richard Sorge informed Moscow from Japan the Nazis would invade USSR “imminently”. He was ignored. The British, the Swedish, a Soviet spy in Wehrmacht and one in Japan all separately warned of invasion. They were all dismissed.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Nice to be in Vietnam. A country that suffered a brutal bombing campaign against critical infrastructure to force it to accept US demands. Anti imperialists like Chomsky called on Hanoi to surrender, not risk humiliating Nixon & that soviet weapons just prolonged the war.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Sauce?

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Do not believe anything until the Kremlin denies it™️

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

I am giving Russian land to China. I started this war for access to sea in Russia’s west. Now I to give away access to sea in East cos I am losing access to sea in west. I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

North Koreans troll me with mass group of sunflowers.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Churchill had also warned him the Nazis would invade. Dismissed as a “western provocation”.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

OTD in 1941 Soviet spy Willy Lehman warned Stalin of precise date of forthcoming Nazi of USSR. Stalin said Lehman “could go f🍆ck his mother for lying”. Imagine now Russia being led by man who refuses to believe warnings, obvious intel & so leads his country to catastrophe..

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

Ngl, you don’t want to get between Kim and the buffet table.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 09:00 UTC

Trump so jealous he can’t hang with me and Kim.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 08:59 UTC

Replacing a deputy defence minister with a relative is just the sort of deep state globalist conspiracy Kremlin media would love if it wasn’t the Kremlin doing it.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

Not true. Have many Rubles.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Day 845 of my 3 day war. It’s going so well I’ve sacked 4 defence ministers and I’m off to North Korea to beg for ammo. I remain a master strategist.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 08:35 UTC

Iran denies any connection to Iranian weapons used in its proxy war against USA it is fighting the last Russian. Blocked by TASS on Twitter ❄️

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 08:31 UTC

OTD in 1953 Soviet tanks crushed workers protests in East Germany. Up to 125 were killed. We blamed "Western agencies" trying to "destabilize". Imagine using such a shit excuse to justify brutality today...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 08:31 UTC

But your local troll will tell you, cos the US invaded Iraq in 2003 it means the soviets weren't allies with the Nazis in 1940 & we're not the self declared successor state to the USSR which is why all my trolls are morons

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 08:30 UTC

Our economic treaties with Nazi Germany gave them raw materials needed to conquer more of Europe, sending countless to Nazi concentration camps. You can arrested saying USSR signed numerous treaties with Hitler so it must be a lie....

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