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Daryl Gregory
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“On reflection, we should have built this city out of sturdier materials.” —Starship
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Daryl Gregory, a guy who writes things. Revelator out now. He/him
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Daryl Gregory
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“On reflection, we should have built this city out of sturdier materials.” —Starship
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Daryl Gregory
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“Timmy Duncan” —ha!
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Daryl Gregory
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Oh! Quaffenfaffenfreude. Love that.
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Daryl Gregory
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Lots of favorite covers, but today I’m thinking of Richard Thompson’s cover of “Oops I Did It Again”
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Daryl Gregory
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That is made of awesome
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Daryl Gregory
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Congrats on laying down those Count Dante vibes
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Mike Olson
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Hey LA people, I'm running some D&D at the Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow at their monthly Dungeons & Drafthouse event. Come play at my table! I can do exactly one accent -- which NPC will get it? Follow the QRC here to Table 5 and find out!
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Daryl Gregory
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Make a band bready Me: Bread Adam: No, Daryl, you’re supposed to change a band name into a pun Me: Bay City ROLLers Adam: Capitalizing is not a pun Me: Bay City Crullers? Adam: Please stop doing the internet
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Daryl Gregory
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What’s your favorite black and white movie?
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Daryl Gregory
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I just walk up to people who kinda look like an orc and ask them, So what kinda weight you carrying?
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Daryl Gregory
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We all lost
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Daryl Gregory
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Whoa Joe woke up on the abortion question
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Daryl Gregory
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Best wishes to all who celebrate
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Daryl Gregory
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They’ve got someone from the Styles section just to cover shoes
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Daryl Gregory
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You and @jessnevins.bsky.social can verify but I was taught medieval baristas didn’t declare the chickens on their taxes and just stuffed birds in their jerkins, big scandal
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Tobias Carroll
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Had a great time chatting with @darylwriterguy.bsky.social about REVELATOR, short books, and much more. vol1brooklyn.com/2024/06/24/d...
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Daryl Gregory
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Thanks! I’ll look her up
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Daryl Gregory
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Thank you!
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Daryl Gregory
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Thank you for reposting!
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Daryl Gregory
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Does anyone know a good freelance developmental editor for memoir? Literally asking for a friend.
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Daryl Gregory
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* do a shot of bourbon and say Mediocre Meeting Minutes ten times fast. Do another if you mess up. Repeat until the floor rushes up to meet you
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Daryl Gregory
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I’m concerned that if money goes away and we all start making bad art, who will create all the bad spreadsheets? The subpar project update emails? For goodness sake, who will create all the mediocre meeting minutes?
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Daryl Gregory
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He looks so happy that he stole Wonder Woman’s bracelets. Thanksgiving must be tense over at the Wonder family house.
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Daryl Gregory
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I stand behind this joke even if no one finds it funny
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Daryl Gregory
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Say what you want about Bill Maher, but Martin Short? He walks onto the show and destroys. All hail Jiminy Glick.
m.youtube.com/watch?time_c...
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Daryl Gregory
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"For the tenth time, I'm telling you I live in a co-op. With a hyphen. Co. Op. Jesus Christ." -- Angry Chicken
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Daryl Gregory
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Thank God. I was worried
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Daryl Gregory
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Can’t believe you passed up Shark-cuterie
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Daryl Gregory
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I've just finished a novella -- a romp set in the Harrison Squared / We Are All Completely Fine universe -- and sent it to my beta readers, so for a few shining minutes I shall feel like Kate Winslet
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Daryl Gregory
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It’s been 9 years since I left corporate America and so 9 years since I’ve had to listen to some Chad from Marketing explain that “we have to flush out this idea” Ironically 97% of the time those Chads were inadvertently correct
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Alisha Grauso
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PSA: If you're cautious about something, you're wary of it. Wary. Not weary, WARY. Weary means you're tired. Please stop fucking this up, people. I can only take so much. 😭
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Daryl Gregory
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I just want to clarify -- I was in college, and yes we'd all been drinking, but all the goats were returned to the petting zoo. I mean, except Floyd, who lived in the back bedroom all semester and was totally cool
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Daryl Gregory
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Speaking of records and movies, they can't imagine what it's like to do something intensely stupid and think, "Well, there's no public record, and no one will ever see this security footage."
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Daryl Gregory
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I only respond to calls if they first leave a message on my Ouija board
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Marc Ruvolo
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Had an awesome time in West Seattle hanging out with one of my best and oldest friends
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We drank all the whiskies, ate up all the foods and talked writing, natch. So happy to catch up.
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Daryl Gregory
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I don't think we should get comfortable. A lot of people failed this AI photo test. I sure did www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Daryl Gregory
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In the never ending search for Music I can Write To, this week's choice is the band "standards" lowercase ee cummings style. The music is not ee cummings style, and you all know what that is. Instead, it's this:
open.spotify.com/album/3HNWyN...
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Daryl Gregory
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Make a band milder: Well-Trimmed Nails
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Daryl Gregory
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I have a set of those glasses— but rarely so well filled and for such a good reason . Congrats.
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Daryl Gregory
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Some of the Things in Several Places Some of the Time
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Daryl Gregory
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Actually I'm more scared of _Roku's_ basilisk, the AI waiting at the end of history who will punish me for watching the wrong streaming shows
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Daryl Gregory
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I’m old enough to be pissed that that Miss Nancy looked through the magic mirror every damn show and not once did she say, I see Daryl
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Daryl Gregory
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I've been combing the area
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Daryl Gregory
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Yelp should have a directions option that is just some naked guy waggling his butt and when you decode this elaborate dance it provides distance and direction to the restaurant and this feature shall be called Option Bee
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Daryl Gregory
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That would be a great crime novel. The two munchkins sidled into my office. They were small men with big guns and bigger hair. I asked if the Kid had sent them. One of them smiled. He had a gold tooth as bright as a slab of road. “Oh, you don’t want to know who we represent.”
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Daryl Gregory
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BAHAHAHA some jokes I do for myself Thanks for reading!
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Daryl Gregory
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The Flight of the Canola Gay
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Daryl Gregory
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For @outseide.bsky.social — spotted on my walk in West Seattle
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Daryl Gregory
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So experienced grand piano scammers just as dumb as baby ones!
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Daryl Gregory
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experienced grand piano scammers would know they’re getting fucked with
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