David Aja

@davaja.bsky.social

Maybe we all died in 2020 during the pandemic and we are in hell.

Dec 13, 2023 at 19:42 UTC

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Dave Reyn @machsabre.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:50 UTC

My theory is that when Bowie died in ‘16, realities converged and messed everything up.

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rodolphe 🏴‍☠️ @snappythedog.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:36 UTC

who knows?

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happy gilmore girls @catburglar.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 20:19 UTC

i've been saying for YEARS that we all died in 2012 and are just existing in some final fantasy x style collective dream that has just completely gone off the rails.

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@jimbobmcg.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:13 UTC

This is all a covid induced fever dream

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The Wandering Bull (🔜 Home finally) @waywardglory.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 22:13 UTC

Babe it feels like it

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Mike Barr (OpenV2K) @rrab.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 04:45 UTC

Incarcerated at Shelton during COVID: Here's your three pace cell, three inmates per cell (bunk, bunk, floor), and it's 23:1.. all your time is in that cell, other than one hour, every OTHER day, to walk around a yard. Heard a guy say, he had been there for six months, before being xferred out.

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Mikel Navarro @uncientovolando.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 20:23 UTC

¿En el infierno hay que seguir pagando el alquiler? Tiene sentido.

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THECapedCaper @tccschreiner.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 01:12 UTC

I still think the Cubs winning the World Series put us all on the wrong timeline.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:46 UTC

ready to believe it

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Fine Art | Nude Art Photography | Behind The Scenes @fotkalp.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:44 UTC

They were saying same about 2012 .

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Ab @abbuus.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:19 UTC

Then hell for me is a sort of paradise on Earth. 🤫

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Bethany McCraw 💛🤍💜🖤🌈🌸 @bwellsmc.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:42 UTC

This occurs to me often

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Mushboom @mushboom.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 20:41 UTC

The death of David Bowie unsealed the gates of hell

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Evil Dolly @evildolly.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 23:46 UTC

Naw, hell would have more sexy demons.

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Dog Mom Dale @daleleeack.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 02:37 UTC

You may be right!

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Political Film Blog @jgiambrone.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 20:12 UTC

They'd love you to buy into that one.

youtu.be/X2W3aG8uizA

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just abby @justabby.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:23 UTC

that.......would explain so much.

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Black Sheep @jillblacksheep.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:47 UTC

My ex thinks we're in purgatory

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@pluckabee.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 03:54 UTC

The Hadron collider sent us to hell in 2016

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Teddy Ray @teddyray.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 22:36 UTC

That's a possibility, but I'll need to wait and see how the election goes next year before I know for sure.

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Weiko @weiko.es
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:46 UTC

Too easy. It’s just (almost) Christmas.

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:42 UTC

Not convinced the mayans were wrong about 2012.

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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:17 UTC

Damn it, so we were all on that weird island (Earth) with the Smoke Monster (Covid) but *we* were the ones who died? What a meta twist.

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 20:21 UTC

No, no, we all died ca. 35 AD and the last ~2000 years have just been people in hell giving birth to new generations of hellions

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Brian M Wilcox @brianmwilcox.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 02:40 UTC

D’uh!

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Janet Schmanet @crypttrash.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 19:50 UTC

I’ve known this for a while, sadly. We’re in the wrong timeline.

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Nicholas R. @trinityxaos.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 09:13 UTC

No, I managed to keep safe from COVID-19 since the beginning. If we were If h

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Amado @mitflunkie.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 21:04 UTC

I find myself randomly screaming out "Oh my God! This is the Bad Place!" every couple of hours, but so far nobody has come out to vindicate/reward me... I think they've patched that season 1 loophole...

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