Saddam tha Jizzler

Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Ofc

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Bruce looks happy

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

I take you to the camera store/ I let you buy the DSLR

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

Yeah but when he did get COVID they gave him all the fancy drugs that us plebs don’t get

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

I love him

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

Maybe kitty heaven is just purgatory for humans and we already live there

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

They thought you had some big dick and hairy ass for this man 😔

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Is the second guy getting the operation where a Frenchman cuts all the fingers off your hand for the hell of it

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

i called the first one "manhattan tank murder simulator" when i was playing it ... truly the best game about killing people in central park with a tank. there were some other parts about genes and stuff too i guess

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

how was it

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:17 UTC

I mean, I certainly am, but then it’s not my job to write columns about it

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Sure, I’ve always wanted to fuck my self

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

That’s why we need more 9/11s

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

More like takin it in the can college amiright

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

experts are here to tell you to stop it

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

The Seventh Seal right here

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Fart on them

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

“Got ten bathrooms I can shit all day” - lil wayne

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Honestly any debate format with a high chance of death or dismemberment would be an improvement

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:20 UTC

not nice

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Assuming an even distribution of people with dicks and people with pussies using the same toilet, it minimizes effort for everyone to just leave the seat the way you used it

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

Fuck this guy

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Every time I see Marty my wife has to keep me from assaulting him

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

What about the one with “this is the new shit” playing over an action montage tho

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

:(

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Logitech Mx master series has a switchable wheel so you can change whether it has “resistance” or not; dunno if that would help/ if you’ve tried one

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 09, 2024 at 06:04 UTC

If u doomscroll hard enough, it will make ur parents retroactively have loved u. psychiatrists don’t want u to know this one trick

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:28 UTC

Some ESL textbooks (written in other languages) will write out the whole list and make students memorize it; it goes like 20 types deep

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Eh im constipatin’ ovah heah

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

Idk, I don’t post a lot, I don’t blame anyone for not following back

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

It does - I see a pop-up that says like “warning: this post won’t be visible to non-logged-in users” or something like that with those posts

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:55 UTC

I’m sorry, that sucks

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

He decided slavery never ended, so he was gonna be the richest slave possible

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

1) sucks your dick 2) cuts your dick off 3-4) ??

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Nepalese flag rules!! more flags like that

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

if you shit in them anyway, levis dispatches an assassin to your location

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

ps. this post was not in fact brought to you by meth, but rather Xanax (that’s why the spelling is so bad)

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Saddam tha Jizzler @saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 16, 2024 at 05:21 UTC

What if instead if the whole family bring like “it’s bad that you’re a methhead” they were like “let’s everybody try to see it from the methhrad point of view before making a decision”

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