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David Avallone

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I have never opened with “I got stabbed once, wanna see?” but I’m rethinking now.

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Freealonzo's avatar Freealonzo @freealonzo.bsky.social
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Good "weird" openings: 1. Any peculiar thing on your body (but no naughty parts) 2. The story about the time you almost died 3. Ask who they lurk on in social media 4. Badly quote or mix up a Shakespeare sonnet

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Della's avatar Della @streettheorist.bsky.social
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I'd be hooked!!!

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