Old man on the hill (for the moment) with all those books and records (also, for the moment).
They will be. The only slightly funny thing about all this shit is they think they’ll be fine. And their papers will be fine. Gimme a break - you motherfuckers are gonna get fucked as hard as the rest of us, if not harder because you’ve maybe got “name recognition”.
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Somebody actually sat down and “designed a hierarchy” of this shit. Dudes are not well! Somebody go and stick Andrew Tate’s head in the fucking toilet again.
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They’re rooting for the thing that kills them too! Do they not fucking understand that? Second thing Trump would do is destroy their dumb asses. The first is destroy US. If he gets in again, there won’t be a paper publishing anything that’s not MAGA bullshit after February.
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He is a dumb motherfucker, for certain.
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So he could rename it MAX. It’s cool don’tcha know?
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Makes them all sound brain damaged, tbh.
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I saw Halloween III in a theater when I was a kid. That movie fucked me up. I still cannot sleep on my back, because who wants some damn robot to come and pull out my eye sockets (or whatever the hell he does to the guy in the hospital). This also ignited my still present institutional paranoia.
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Tarantula anti-venom?
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What’s the over/under on how many shirts they’ll let him wear in jail?
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Well, obviously, THAT GUITAR! And, some other things I’m sure.
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Every time I have to set up another damn WiFi network, I always name it “Mothership Connection”, just my lil tribute to Mr. George Clinton.
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This is ALL these motherfuckers eventually. Doesn’t matter what you’re talking about, what the tone of the conversation is, they will eventually ALWAYS try and shoehorn in some “gender critical” bullshit. It eventually becomes their whole personality, and the ONLY thing they can talk about.
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Oh no, you motherfuckers do not come for Dolly!! You’ll get to hear my rendition of “Jolene” while I smash a guitar over your pointy head. (And I sing the version where Jolene is actually a supernatural entity, like a succubus or some such). You’ll love it.
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Candy Crush regionals are heating up!
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I will carry the gas can, if he needs me to.
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Had a 20 year old Volvo V70, and man it could haul most anything besides a sofa or an assembled queen sized bed frame. I got an Eames lounge and footstool in there the last time I moved...and then I overheated it last August. Now have a Sonata that can haul my backpack.
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Traffic wardens.
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(Replying to the alt text) …and pickles!! Top row!
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I saw Fred play in DC at the WHFS festival after that album came out. The temperature was in the mid 90s and he came on stage with a band of kids in suits (they looked great, but must have been broiling) and proceeded to blow the doors off the place. Really great set.
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Well that just fucking sucks. What an asshole! What an utter pointless asshole!
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I remember when Licensed to Ill came out, we had no idea who these 3 knuckleheads were, much less that they’d soundtrack our lives for 30+ years and prove themselves all heart in the process. I’m getting a little misty too.
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THREE ANGELS (nice pic!)
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TWO ANGELS
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…and you are talking about AI, so it works both ways.
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Jesus. The last sentence in your post - my god it’s so true. Young me would not have believed any of this.
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this is why this is a ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ app
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[early 20th century weird horror]: I feel like there's something deeply wrong with the world. Everything is hollowing out and only getting worse. I fear we're doing something terrible and irreversible to ourselves and others, and I don't know what to do. Do you sense that too?
[me, now]: Ah fuck.
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Only in the whole LSD quality Kirby’s has
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Oh GOD PLEASE let me be wrong, let me be soooo fucking wrong. C’mon universe, fuck his shit up so I can be surprised and say next week be like “Damn. Got his ass good. Did not see that working, but it did. It really did!”
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…YET. I mean, he probably wouldn’t, but dream with me for a while.
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Yeah, I’m not placing any bets either. I have seen this dumb motherfucker skate too many times. Waaay too many.
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A few years ago I had a woman write to me on a dating site saying that I needed to fix my bookshelves that were in my profile picture because they were utter chaos to her eyes. Can you imagine deciding that a total stranger needs to hear this opinion “immediately”. (They’re only more chaotic now)
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Capitalism eats itself.
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Or both!
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Chapter 1 in the enshitification of EVERYTHING - could this be the first thing that started it all?
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NOBODY wants that shit. Was there not an adult somewhere who looked at this guy and said “He does NOT get it. This is a dumb motherfucker. I’ve got to stop him, he’s going to destroy everything!” Because he’s gonna.
Goddammit, I never would have thought HBO would get enshittified too.
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Of all these streaming assholes this is the one guy that I viscerally fucking HATE. Goddammit, how do you just shit up everything? They gave you HBO and you turned it into…MAX? Fuck you, man. Just fuck you.
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It is a beautiful movie. I loved the very idea of his rehearsal tapes.
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I too am a middle-aged X-er and honestly this shit is why I never had kids.
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Oh hell yes! Damn and she really stuck the landing.
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Unless his legal team just…forgets to do it. (Insert “not sending their best” joke here)
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also: some of you are just terrible. just truly awful. should be hosed away like vomit on a sidewalk.
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