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๐Ÿ”žโš ๏ธ Many of my skeets are NSFW โš ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž Getting kinda sick of this bullshit ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You can be yourself with me ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ I block bots.


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if it were that easy evdrybody'd be doin it

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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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thanks frank! and a tip the ol' hat to dit & paddy

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i'm sorry, no one should have to know anything about war

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that cat's stalkin a groove

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vaping that dust hits fucking hard. I can feel my eyes turning red as we (figuratively) speak also when i get this stoned i get horny, but if i nudge mrs d at this hour not only will i not get any, i am likely to get a black eye. trust me, we've been together a long time, i know these things

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the nerve. he should talk.

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every night you break my heart, dear cow

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tell her i said "high five" for breaking up the beatles [non derogatory] they were holding george harrison back

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fuck 4th of july, every goddamn day is a hot dog day

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that's probably twice the size of a garden that would teach her a lesson, but if she wants to be a farmer she better learn to suffer, by the jesus

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i'm scraping the dust out of the bottom of my grinder so i can vape it - not because i'm out of flower, but because the flower is indoors & i'm on the porch and i'm a lazy son of a bitch when i'm high

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why did that narc drop a dime on sly stallone

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sip it

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so i get a text from 1 of my nieces, she just moved out to western PA to live with her mom. her mom has 15 acres of decent land with some outbuildings she told me she's wants to "have a proper little farm" jfc i'm related to a farm sim cosplayer i told her to start with an 18' x 24' veggie garden

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i made okonomyaki for dinner tonight.
The dog was unsuccessful in her begging attempts

ไปŠๅคœใฎๅค•้ฃŸใซใŠๅฅฝใฟ็„ผใใ‚’ไฝœใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
็ŠฌใฏใŠใญใ ใ‚Šใซๅคฑๆ•—ใ—ใŸ

#้’็ฉบใ”ใฏใ‚“้ƒจ

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go for it, bro

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dumb fuckers'll just build more seacoast communities

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have you tried archive.org?

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never have i understood people who amass huge digital collections of recipes. i guess at least they won't be found under a huge collapsed pile of newspapers, cookbooks, and magazine when a neighbor notices a funny smell and a pile of unopened mail on the stoop

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dis mf never heard of milk ๐Ÿ‘‡

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he's hacking your snailmail

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i bet you felt like Helen hunt a little, eh?

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the bastard drove all the way over there ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ parked in your driveway, dude you gotta stop putting out the good stuff. give the cops that plate number & let em earn their donuts for a change.

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by now you should have a dedicated mini-vicegrip clamped in place permanently

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rip mojo nixon

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bugs is all of us

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weed is 2chan ใƒžใƒชใƒ•ใ‚กใƒŠใฏ2ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใญใ‚‹

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If you don't respect liberty equality fraternity you're not a proud French, you're a tool and a traitor. Be ashamed. We will never forget and never forgive what you did this week.

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The rise of fachism in France is giving my grands parents litteral war flashback and I will never forgive any of the 29% who hurt them. I don't give a single fuck about how desperate your sad privilegied ass felt when you chose fachism over reason.

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and the other 10% is tryna find a good place to shit

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why not grill in the middle the day? why indeed? gonna make cute li'l burgers for some cute li'l "brioche" dinner rolls

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hope you guys like agriculture posting because I really like to boost small local and regional farms. this is bielonko farms in suffield ct, on CT-159. they have the best fucking corn you ever et, and silver queen is available right now also tomatoes, peppers, and cukes

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oh I'm sure the glowies have plenty of little hidey holes right under our very noses

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the dea isn't going after home gardeners because they know that half a dozen flowers ain't shit when heroina refinada is so cheap on the street.

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i pick up ellie's shit when we go for a walk and she looks at me like "what do you want THAT for, you don't even roll around in it" she doesn't understand that the growing pile of dogshit under the neighbor's front porch ain't gonna get bigger by itself

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how many sandwich rolls do I have to bury to get a field of poppies

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can't wait to level up to better melee weapons

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โ€œThe vehicle will be cleaned up, disinfected and that officer will probably drive that vehicle until he retires.โ€ lmao. that waterlogged cruiser is going straight to the salvage auction. congrats on losing a $90K vehicle tryna recover a couple of box fans, dipshits.

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this thread is wholesome yet...distrubing

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wow i'm suddenly glad I never participate in ngl threads lmfao anonymous indeed

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muggy bastard of a night tonight, at least with the rain we've had i don't have to worry about the neighbors starting a grass fire with their fireworks

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