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Hell, you should be REQUIRED BY LAW to eat one as you enter the terminal.

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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DAMMIT!

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz 15

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End 5: PHI 4, LAD 2

Commercial Break: youtu.be/ZyU_QJwsvG0?...

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Dodgers have tied the game. Cable is still out, but just enough of a blip to freeze it on MJF from #AEWDynamite silently judging my poor life decisions.

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I wondered what happened to my TV until I realized there's a massive storm outside and it knocked out the cable.

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"Chicken breast with a side of spit, coming up..."

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No, not that one. No, not that one either. Or that one. Or that one. Or... you know what, it's fine.

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Medicine with the BDE going on here...

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End 2: PHI 2, LAD 0: I guess, in retrospect, this ad was a bad idea...

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Turning off the radio broadcast because ESPN is already in commercial after the 1st inning and SiriusXM is somewhere in last fucking Monday.

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"Fallout? Man, we're talking fallout?"

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Tired: Waffle House Index Wired: Whataburger Index

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It's true. You can't spell "Diarrhea" without A I.

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Translation: Buy some CDRs and hard drives and start downloading/pirating every movie and TV show you like, because these sentient colostomy bags are going to ruin entertainment even more than they have.

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If I'm a DNC staffer, I'm writing all the ads that say "PROJECT 2025 WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SUNDAY TICKET!" Why is this so hard?

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"It's got electrolytes. It's got what hair craves."

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I want to bookmark this for later, because I swear they killed off Daddy Warbucks for a year and blamed it on FDR.

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Drop in, hang tight, slam evil -- a new episode of Strong Style Chris Crash is airing tonight at 8 PM on the WFMU Rock n Soul stream! I got some new releases & freak shit that I'm dying to play for you, so tune in live! wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

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End 4: PHI 0, ATL 5: My laptop is running out of memory again and I'm pretty sure one of my neighbors is burning their kitchen down.

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This will likely be an evergreen post all afternoon.

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Thinking about T-shirts. Who's got advice, RE: print-on-demand (Teepublic, etc.) vs. printing your own?

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a block isn't enough, break out the trebuchets.

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Doubtful the score will change, so... 7th Inning Lung Dart Break!

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