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梅花鹿 🦌

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Hiya, I'm Eris Morning You better not rewind and take that kiss back. You know I'm hotter than those Seattle art-holes, right? фавнничёнок | polyglot | local lesbian boyfriend | nightmare of the heterosexual | the fig is about lesbian sex She/her 🔞


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we must remember that a soldier's paradise is a world where war is a thing of the past, do not let the will of The Boss die

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Cats!

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We posting mids today bestie

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"PrEP is free you have no excuse to not be on it!" and 100 other pieces American centric queer advice

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Down bad huh, my condolences 😔

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Is it "down bad" yet, or is it still manageable?

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I mean, she needs it anyway ,it's important to be well nourished when healing

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No you don't understand, I have anemia and the only way I can get enough iron is by drinking your blood It's not because I think you're cute or anything

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Sounds like a wonderful time for everyone involved

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What if we were both falins who bullied faggots?

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And then there were two

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picrew.me/en/image_mak...

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a disaster capitalism blowjob

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It's a shame the dick sucking factory closed down Suckville used to be a thriving community, but now all that's left is glory holes no one will fill This is what is left of the American dream

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Unfortunately the majority of the time I'm in the EU so I have to replace the gun with a hammer

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Good luck, the printer is unplugged and I have a gun in case it starts beeping in a Funny way

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I'm so sorry, they don't deserve the wonder of doro wat

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I would never!

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Truly one of the better berries

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With great power comes great bullshit

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Are you cereal?

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Wowser

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Release the kra-can

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Shaka brah

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They can wait until I'm done braising it in red wine

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Distribution of the barking to the proletariat

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Now, why don't you go fuck your selfie?

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Catgirl Deergirl 🤝 Barking like a ouppy

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We all let out a little bark and a whelp when we cum right?

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Now you're totally stuck in the Retro Zone. Sad face.

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The cringe white girl charm always works

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You'll be happy to learn that I say "hella" multiple times a day

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With great power comes great bullshit

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Are you cereal?

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Wowser

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Release the kra-can

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Shaka brah

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Yaaaay! 🧡🧡

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My classmates were obsessed with him lol

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The blonde elf?

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Sorry for randomly unloading about the piece of media that singlehandedly got a stranglehold on my heart and has been the most important thing in defining who I am for nearly a decade, can we still kiss?

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rachel took advantage of her love and adoration, stringing along the hopeless lesbian that is chloe, and that's something that deck nine made even more painful with before the storm in a way that I don't think was deliberate, this is why chloe was so aggro at max in the diner if you took kate's call

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okay so chloe is my favorite because she's clearly a kind and gentle soul who cares about the people in her life but has trouble expressing it to others. this has led to her being hurt by no fault of her own until she finds max again, someone who seems to love her just as much in return

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We might forget about the make out

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K, but you have to listen to me autistically talk about life is strange for a few hours too

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Sloppy style?

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That's what the word porn is for yes

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"scientific research" apparently

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Ikr?

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