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Sergio Beluti @sergiobeluti.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Nigerian Man Returned $14000 (21 Million Naira/ 90 SOL) Sent To Him Mistakenly By A Foreigner, Explains Why He Returned It.

token10x.blog/2024/07/nige...

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

I voted for #Obama 2ce because he was best option

I voted for #Hillary because she was the better candidate

I voted for #Biden once because I lived thru #ConvictedFelon's nightmarish 4 years.

I'm voting for #Biden again to defend and preserve this #ImperfectUnion

#Trump is a Plague

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

...with his hands tied*

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

He is widely recognized as the most useless, ineffectual, over-qualified, corrupt, vile, subservient and politically-castrated Houseboy to have ever occupied the Office of the Nigerian Vice President A trained Legal Professional who served 8 years with his tied like a sadomasochistic Motherfucker🤬😡

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

US #PresidentialDebate: I'm just going to console myself with the fact that, come November, I'll be voting #Blue only because there is no redeeming quality whatsoever in what's left of the Repugnant Party, and not because I like #Biden.

What an spectacular embarrassment of a debate 🤬😡

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Up your game, Bro. If to say you be Yorùbá Demons like me, na bride price we for dey negotiate nao, after I don regale and mesmerized her with an epically fanimorous and fantabulous rendition of her Oríkì 🫣

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

Squawk!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:45 UTC

I don't know you, Luna, so I have nothing against you as a person. I simply responded to a post. I hold no grudge or animosity towards you. I hope that you understand.

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:34 UTC

Prove it. Then watch me apologize profusely

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

Squawk! Gratuitous Squawking detected!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Please patch your #VMware vCenter Server and VMware Cloud Foundation immediately.

VMware vCenter Server updates address heap-overflow and privilege escalation vulnerabilities (CVE-2024-37079, CVE-2024-37080, CVE-2024-37081)

support.broadcom.com/web/ecx/supp...

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

Pablo EscoBAT, the notorious Chicago White Powder Merchant who stole the Nigerian Presidency made this promise: "I will continue where Buhari left off".

Now, after a year, he's saying that same Buhari waa a FAILURE?

"Subsidy gone", he lied.

#RenewedShege

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

My apologies. I mistook you for a paid Mouthpiece instead of a mere Stenographer. My bad 🙏🏾

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

In my adopted Country, people are fixing up & re-activating a 50-year old Interstellar Spacecraft 15 billion miles away

Meanwhile, in my Country of birth #Nigeria, the #DrugBaron-in-Chief who stole his way into the Presidency celebrated with the "Largest Painting Portait in The Galaxy"
t.ly/bTuqk

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

Dear OP, I wan check sontin real quick... If I were to say that I wish that you and yours would experience the type of "Triumph" you are vuvuzeling in this post from now till eternity, would you say "Amen"? Please say "Yes". Let's celebrate properly, younno? 🤬😡🤡

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

When #Nigerians are tired

Right now, we still dey breathe, so we are coping, praying, waiting for "someone" to do "something".

They don't call us "resilient" for nothing, you know?

Meat no dey, but we still dey find Ẹ̀bà warm to chop. When water pass èlùbọ́, the Poor go cook their Oppressors chop🤬😭

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:43 UTC

Squawk!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Squawk!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

I provided you real proof, hoping that you had the capability to learn and self-correct your inanity, yet you persist. I think that you mistook this public space for a beer parlor where you can regale fellow drunks with fable tales pulled out of your posterior, unchallenged. "Trust me, Bro" 🤬😡🤡

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Funny seeing an irredeemable core member of #BATshit #Agbadorific cult trying to identify where "foolish Nigerians" belong

A fact about #Obidients is that, unlike #Emilokans, they're upright, righteous and conscious enough to be willing to stand on principles and oppose Criminal-minded #DrugLords😡🤬

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Of course you "don't know". Of course you can plead ignorance in the age of simple Google search which costs you no dime. But, you have no problem getting on here to belch inanities and declare that Nigerians eat dog. There are ~400 tribes in Nigeria. Only one of them eat dog meat 😡🤬

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

I've been writing about "419" since the late 1990s, and I know more than I need to about "Yahoo" The reality is that, both in scope/spread, Nigeria is not even on top of the chart for these scams Lockbit, BreachForum criminals ruin lives daily, yet all some wants to neigh about is "Nigerian Prince

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

When you are too brain-fatigued to learn about a subject matter, you reach out and grab a crutch. When you can't punch up and smack the Man in the Big House, you whip the Field Hands. Parroting "Nigerian Prince" is a very convenient confirmation bias for the latent racist looking for a cheap LOLZ.

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

Do you mean the undercounting, or do you mean that there was no #COVID?

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

Squawk!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 20:30 UTC

The Nigerian Government insists that paying living wages to severely-underpaid and beleaguered Nigerian Workers will cripple the Nigerian economy.

The same Government has no compunction against a 300% raise for the compromised Judiciary.

punchng.com/senate-appro...

#AnimalFarm

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Squawk!

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

"What about the National Grid???!!!", the shameless, gluttonous, over-paid Government Mouthpieces are wailing on all the Nigerian media spaces. National Grid fall on you, IJMN Inshallah 🤬 NASS spent N500million on buying SUVs for its members while asking the masses to continue "managing" $20/month

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

Got you, Tim. In essence, it's all "Trust Me, Bro". Too tenuous (specious, even) of a "proof" to hang a hat onto while coming onto the public space to rubbish a whole class of people. Looking forward to your next post, in which you dunk on (say) people who sound blue-eyed across the ether 🙄

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

Dear @cnn.com, the Union Workers didn't "storm" the "National Grid". They WALKED OFF. They left their posts. You must have heard that there is a legally declared strike on-going by the Workers to demand for Living Wages. You must be familiar with that concept, no?

Don't. Be. The. Stenographer. 😠

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

This is not how we do things in Nigeria, please. In Nigeria, the cart goes in front. Then, the Mule follows the cart. If we can find a Mule, that is 🤦

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

My bad. By "the basis", I meant the data you relied upon to draw the inference/conclusion. By "show", I meant let's see it "Slang and type of English usage" is too amorphous to be relied upon as determinant "proof" of the race/ethnic composition of your "attackers". I'm not inferring malice. Yet.

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

I haven't heard that, but it won't be the first time.

I can't say I blame them, though. They have no recourse.

They can't go to Court because all the Judges are in #Emilokan's pocket.

The Armed "Kill-and-Gos" will shoot at anything and anyone and the masses will simply keep praying to Sky Daddy🤬😭

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

Right now, Armed Soldiers have surrounded the venue where Nigerian Labour Leaders are negotiating minimum wage increase with Govt Reps We have a "Democracy" superintended by lawless hooligans dressed in Balenciaga and Pateks, quaffing Veuve Clicquot and munching on most succulent Wagyu Kobe steaks🤬

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

"I have no clue" - mjk4mj (2024 AD)

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

You got me at "I have no clue". Moving on now.

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

This person squawked "Nigerian Prince". This Nigerian acknowledged the squawking. This Nigerian has no opinion whatsoever about this person's existence or longevity on Bluesky. You squawked. I ack'ed. Dasall.

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DejiFy @dejify.com [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

IPOB's fetishization of the Convicted Felon (tRump) dates back to when Nnamdi Kanu came to the US and tried to work his way into the Republican Party's inner circles a few years ago. He was snapping pictures upandan with them, thinking they'll support his agitation. He got played. Like a violin 🤦🏾

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