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Delbert Grady Seasons

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I came here to meticulously dissect contemporary politics and post feet, and I’m all out of politics. Taurus.


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Fortunately, our hero has his eyes on the prize. To wit, a participation trophy

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Or the Island of the Misfit Goys

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Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids, or so I’ve heard

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Of all the times to be honest

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Homeboy said they should sweep the forests to prevent wildfires

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Fully 1/3 of eligible voters do not vote. Conclusion: too many people are voting existing laws are inadequate

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Fucking Spelling Bee. Jillion is a word to those goofs

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I thought it was North Korea-er when Scaramucci talked about Trump’s athletic prowess during a press conference

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Do I not seem like a Taurus

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Ah

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I think it’s jarring because they gave him a ton of leeway not that long ago. Even with the Harris thing they’re ignoring Biden’s two previous failed campaigns

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Does it though? I didn’t watch the debate and I feel pretty happy with the decision. But I’ve been revisiting Sherlock and that, I think, is great TV

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Where is this crowd

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We learned it by watching you, liberals

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And like

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It’s fucked up, sure. Then again, young Joseph has gotten some leeway from the NYT in the past

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Arguably more of a yikes than what the Democrats have but yeah it’s close

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It’s a weird speech but that pause looked planned—he waited when the music kicked in. What was QAnon about it? Anyway Trump’s pause didn’t have his own party attacking him. That’s Biden’s current problem

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Sort of got normalized when W bought a “ranch” the year before the election and spent tons of time there during his presidency

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Yeah but. And let’s pay no mind to Biden’s pre-2020 campaigns

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Whereas Biden’s 2008 campaign ran like a Swiss watch and his 1988 campaign was a master class in doing the politics. Then in 2020, right out of the gate he gets crushed in Iowa and New Hampshire LIKE A BOSS

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For real. If you’re trying to impress the ladies, wouldn’t the most expensive Uber do it

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Fortunately the NYT has the antithesis of influence, they endorsed Warren and Klobuchar in the 2020 primaries

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Kia makes a good electric vehicle and is the official automotive partner of the NBA, things could be worse

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By “conspicuously reboot” I meant that Biden disappears into an awkward silence. Trump doesn’t really lose his flow, no matter how many times the destination changes

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It’s that Good Will Hunting math

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Maybe? I feel like Harris is a more believable replacement than Pence would have been. And she is now. Purely hypothetically, if Trump spontaneously combusts (literally, in my dreams) who takes his place?

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Ok, Mr Man. It’s possible that I missed something, fully granting that, but what has DJT said recently that’s significantly worse than anything he said in 2020 or 2016? The Hannibal Lecter stuff isn’t worse, it’s just weird

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Jesus H, this Chris Cameron goof has me defending Biden’s mental capacity. When he means to say trillion and accidentally says tittiez, let me know

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I missed the word “jillion” in Spelling Bee, these things happen

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25% of the time it’s right all the time

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The responsibility is on a candidate to convince people to vote for him. Unless it’s more important to him to run than it is to win. He has a team of people to determine what is within his power. Why ask me to do their job? I’d say one thing he could do is something. And “I dissent” doesn’t count

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If only because they think Biden’s campaign isn’t already a disaster

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So Biden doesn’t have to be the Democratic candidate? Or is he your definition of democracy? Another choice for Biden is to use some of his nearly-limitless power to save democracy. You should tell him what’s at stake. In his capacity as a voter, since you’re putting all the responsibility on us

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A lot of the “everyone else” is the Democrats themselves. If you need a clip of Trump saying something terrible there plenty of examples from outside the debate

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The alternative is replacing him with another candidate. It’s far from ideal but the alternative to the alternative is far, far worse

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Do the Democrats really want to draw attention to the debate

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“I know nothing” seems honest and the phrasing is spot on.

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The answer is simple: vote Trying to help the Democrats win in November seems important. I hear that the alternative is fascism. But his message is “I won’t do anything different. I was sleepy last week. Send money.”

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JoBi really took the recent court rulings as a call to action

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Not really. Biden has made it abundantly clear that he isn’t willing to lift a finger to save democracy. Thanks to the electoral college my vote in California is meaningless. I’ll vote for Biden (if he’s still running) in November just like I did in 2020. But blaming the voters for all this is dumb

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Just like “bedbug” was a well-known antisemitic slur

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What

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The Democratic bus is currently driving in circles. I can understand why a lot of people don’t want to buy a ticket

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Conservatives stopped freaking out once Trump wrapped up the nomination in 2020. They’ve been unanimously-ish behind him ever since. And they have nobody else on deck

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Might have to disagree on “markedly less coherent.” Trump had been saying unhinged shit for years. And his mind doesn’t conspicuously reboot mid sentence

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Keith Olbermann lookin motherfucker loves to rawdog

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No she just denies Carla

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Ugh. Google uses AI now. The wrong answers may be even more terrifying than the correct ones

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The perception that somebody’s brain can’t do brain things has an impact on vibes. Trump is of course ridiculous and ignorant, but no more so than he was ten years ago. There is a growing belief that Biden has deteriorated

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