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Delilah S. Dawson

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My husband puts capsaicin cream on his messed up spine and I'm calling it PEPPER TOOTHPASTE and I'm not accepting notes.

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Mimi's avatar Mimi @jtron2.bsky.social
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Not a note! Maybe “Koufax Paste?” Volteran good for temp relief of my trashed knees.

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Tolu Oloruntoba's avatar Tolu Oloruntoba @toluini.bsky.social
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As long as it doesn’t go on anyone’s toothbrush you should be fine. 🫢

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Kamose Mills's avatar Kamose Mills @kamosemills.bsky.social
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mittens's avatar mittens @mittensmorgul.com
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when kiddo was a baby, amid a delirious late night diaper change, i went to brush my teeth in the dark before crawling into bed. never was so glad that A&D ointment has a distinctive smell, for a last-second reprieve. at least i had a new toothbrush in the cupboard.

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Cacao Byproduct 's avatar Cacao Byproduct @cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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The best way to start the day! Teeth that look and feel like they glow!

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eschneider's avatar eschneider @eschneider.bsky.social
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Does that help? (The cream, not the branding. :) Asking for a friend with a messed up back.

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Rafe B.'s avatar Rafe B. @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social
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Make sure the cats don't lick him there (and that he washes his hands really well after application), some of the stuff in those can be toxic to the catbeans (NSAIDs are especially bad). (I had a cat who would lick my jeans *damp* to get at BenGay/IcyHot because of the smell.)

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C. Robert Cargill's avatar C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social
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Once upon a time, I had a buffoon of a friend getting ready for a date over at my house and he just up and decided to borrow my toothbrush. He came out of the bathroom yelling "Dude, your toothpaste tastes like shit!" "That's Matt's Icy-Hot." Next 10 minutes were FUCKING HILARIOUS.

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Mark Shatraw's avatar Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
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Technically correct!

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Brandee's avatar Brandee @brancrisp.bsky.social
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Ugh. When I had shingles they wanted me to put that on and it burned so much we had to look up ways to stop the burning on the internet. Thank goodness washcloths soaked in olive oil worked!

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Stephen Boisvert's avatar Stephen Boisvert @srboisvert.bsky.social
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I remember watching an Alan Alda science documentary show where they did for AIDS patients who had severe foot neuropathy. Everyone was in full head to toe hazmat gear!

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Ali Trotta's avatar Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social
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Perfection.

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Jymbo's avatar Jymbo @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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Well technically you aren't wrong

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