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Jymbo

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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Kevin M. Kruse's avatar Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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Luckily, when we hear the excuse "we were just following orders" there's nothing horrific that comes to mind.

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😁 May I suggest an easier (& less expensive) way than short term death?

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🤣🤣💀 The irony is not lost on me Best damn 20min nap I've ever had

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BlueSnowflake's avatar BlueSnowflake @bluesnowflake.bsky.social
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cicadas are my spirit animal- they scream a lot & only commmm 👀👀 um, emerge every 2-17 yrs.

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debbshock's avatar debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
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if you think Sephora being out of your lipstick is bad, wait until trump's army shoots you in the face

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Joanne Freeman's avatar Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social
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Back in the bad place, I'm being told that I'm a typically hysterical woman for my commentary on SCOTUS, and that I'm proof that women don't deserve the vote. In case you need a reminder of what it's like back there. [Yes, I still make political posts there.]

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Yeah, how dare someone whose very rights & freedoms are under attack speak up

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Lupita Nihongo's avatar Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social
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Shohei Ohtani is so big that he even looks big when he’s not standing next to anyone. AS I WAS TYPING THIS HE HIT A HOME RUN SO HARD THAT THE CRACK OF THE BAT SET OFF MY CAR ALARM

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Pot Shop Boy's avatar Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social
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The world: *ends* Me, on Bluesky: As far as the end of the world goes, I've seen better.

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This is why fireflies shouldn't wear yoga pants either....

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Robert Ellingsworth's avatar Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social
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Let's get this party started.

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Mara Wilson's avatar Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social
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I am at a place in my life where I have friends I would like to see and a job I really love doing! I have also just had Covid! 5, 7, 10 days — It’s awesome that there is no consistent guideline on when I can actually return to seeing my friends and the job that I like!

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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That's good advice ...period. Wherever you fall on the gender identity spectrum.

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Nature Fun Fact: Most "praying" mantises are atheists.

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Don't hate the playa, hate anyone using the word "playa."

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The Supreme Court is like a bad band in the recording studio. "Yeah, let's fix it in post (democracy)"

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Aaron Rupar's avatar Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
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I did not have "pictures of RFK Jr with barbecued dog" on my hellspace bingo card today

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Katharine Trendacosta's avatar Katharine Trendacosta @ktrendacosta.bsky.social
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All of my jobs have involved deeply angering politicians and giant companies and they truly don't understand how little they can hurt me. I used to write about science fiction on the internet as a woman.

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GALENA JANE HAYES 🥰❤️💋's avatar GALENA JANE HAYES 🥰❤️💋 @janeamber.bsky.social
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You got questions too 💋? Come on I'm friendly

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At least when you're 60 you won't have to search at waist level or lower to find them

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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"I'll see you in the camps" oh yeah like the government would ever give us free housing.

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