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Did you get to school on a Grayway's coach?


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Zoe Ball this morning

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Why? Does he dive and do nothing but moan and blame others for 90 minutes? šŸ˜›

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Specialist bowlers in 20/20. Pace, block hole and straight.

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I use an Instant Pot. If using a slow cooker, cook all the ingredients in a pan before adding to the pot with the water.

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Merge two films: The Great Escape to Victory

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Fucking wankers. Thames Water announced profits of Ā£178,000,000 the other day. Instead of putting bills up, and awarding shareholders, they should be duty bound to invest it in infrastructure and rewarding their customers

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Broth on in the Instapot. Also put a seeded mix loaf on. We're having scrambled, bacon and beans on toast for tea.

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Keir Starmer assessing how the Tories left government departments looking.

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About to make beef broth for lunch for the next three days. It's cold and it's wet, it feels like autumn, so autumnal food it shall be.

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I never thought I'd suffer from Seasonal Affected Disorder but after ten days of solid rain, it's hitting me in the middle of summer.

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The Scottish football season starts on Saturday.

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Four. Heath, Wilson, Callaghan, Thatcher. I did see two Miner's strikes, so who's the winner?

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She's such a bully. But she's young enough to learn. Her problem is that she's in a faction of one. Doesn't fit into the Mogg-Braverman axis because she's not a racist, she understands modern liberalism but is socio illiberal and her economics are Thatcherism x LibertarianĀ², so not One Nation.

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If she's not being aggressive-agressive

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Acting like they are plucky underdogs but are owned by a billionaire American investment fund manager.

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BBC News - Braverman in spat with Badenoch over 'breakdown' jibe
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rats in a sack. Kemi bullying fellow MPs like she does staff.
The last paragraph is chef's kiss. The Parliamentary Conservative Board election has to be rerun due to one member being missed off the ballot.

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Are we sticking to the successful 3-5-2? No, back to 4-4-2. Who's playing up top with Harry? Whoever's closest.

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Bottle of Ouzo is Ā£15. My mate once got so drunk on Ouzo he would feel sick at the smell of aniseed after that. I'd often order a Pernod just to annoy him.

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Not my favourites though. I love Spanish olives.

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If this goes to penalties I'll be furious. I'm shattered

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Dalglish had the best big arse during the early 1980s

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Luke Shaw and his big arse is warming up

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He's the Dennis Waterman of the team. Be the captain, take the penalties, write the theme tune, sing the theme tuneā€¦

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Get yourself down to the local lidls tomorrow. Four beef rump steaks, a tenner, 1kg mini chicken fillets Ā£6 and three smoked haddock fillets for Ā£4. It's also Greek week. A massive jar of massive green olives for a fiver.

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Imagine how good this England team would be feeding someone with pace like Toney up front instead of that lumbering goal hanging carthorse

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Every single one of them new Hamas MPs will be on a MI6 watchlist now.

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This ball has bobbled all over the place.

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I tell you what I have noticed for all the teams in the tournament, the ball has been really shit for close control and zipping passes. It's looked like a ten bob garage flyaway at times.

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You can smell the Kouros and gak through the photo

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Six inches higher and it's a leg breaker

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It's such a passive aggressive thing to do.

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And a vehicle for lots of nefarious people to self diagnose

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They should have guessed ā€œsecond half of the yearā€ was just wordplay and that 04/07 was the first Thursday after the halfway point of the year.

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I jest of course. When I was a 1st aider back in the day, I received two letters of commendation for preserving life. Both had epileptic fits out the blue and I jumped into action to stop them hurting themselves whilst thrashing and ensuring an ambulance was called asap. I'm good like that.

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They're asking for 1st aiders at work. I'm barred after last time. I've sprained my ankle. Okay, take your top off Jo, I need to check your breathing. How many fingers am I holding up, Amy? I can feel 2Ā½ but that's not relevant to my migraine seizure.

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If it wasn't for unreliable Chinese tat, Bezos would have fuck all to sell

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I block quote posters and Nistas. Just had the pleasure of doing a 2-in-1

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You can guarantee that Labour planners have already got 04/05/28 or 03/05/29 penciled in and planned for, depending how well or not the government have got with transforming the country.

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