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Derek Writes Stuff

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Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying


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❀️ u

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I continue to have so many common interests with your cat ❀️

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Amazing. He also killed Adam Schlesinger.

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I've gotten really into a video series on the Drumeo YT called *Drummer* Hears *Famous Song* for The First Time It makes me feel a little better, since the drummer nearly always makes their version super complicated then goes "Oh, the original makes way more sense"

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I cannot program drums to save a life

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Clouds today legit look like they were just painted up there, I think I believe in flat earth now yo

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Imagine a world where, on Jan 6, a mob gathers outside the capital with a noose screaming to hang Hulk Hogan.

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I love a secret code πŸ˜‰

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Best friends!

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It's FUCK LEE GREENWOOD Day

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Boat parade Boat parade Missing grandma's birthday For the boat parade

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Very cool, I've taken a very cursory look at Ren'py, didn't know it could be turned into a point and click!

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It's never the bear's fault

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You're soooo pretty

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Without downloading any new pictures post what it's like to date you

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Even the misogyny is in more of a Little Rascals clubhouse vibe

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So they lost money on trying to do a thing that isn't journalism, and the answer is to spend less money on journalism. Capitalism is fun.

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Is this along the lines of the idea that a gas station doesn't make money on gas, they make their money on what you buy when you come inside?

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Agree

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The oldest anime I remember watching is probably Speed Racer The first anime I remember watching is Ranma 1/2

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Kids can't go to the library anymore?

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Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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Oh hey, they based a candy on the GOP and SCOTUS

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I was about to say to myself "That piece of shit is still alive?" Then remembered that Chubby Checkers sang "The Twist." Fatty Arbuckle did the other thing.

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Future scholars will have to somehow explain how we completely blew up our country for someone whose only qualification for leadership was "knew Joan Rivers"

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Less competition that way 😏

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Let's leave some forensic evidence 😏

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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

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me reaching the halfway point in a pint of ben and jerry’s

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Well yeah, it's the only thing you've been reporting on for four days. But her fucking emails.

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I am more impressed that a member of the B Team managed to hit an offensive maneuver on John Cena

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It's also a pretty pointed burn at your own customers to say "To better reflect the values of our rural communities we are going to be real pieces of shit."

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Isn't he basically running DC still? And they think he has time to just crank out a Warblade doodle for $20?

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Fully understand how that goes Sending love as always

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And pretty sure there would be some campaign finance weirdness, though at this point they've let sleazy political money slide so much those rules are basically useless

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Biden always has the vibe of seeing an injustice and going "Wow, someone should do something about that." Which is better than going "Good, injustice makes my toadstool tingle." But that's a low bar.

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One bag of dog shit is just more on fire than the other. And the only other pile people keep pointing at has worms in it. I really want to see a breakdown of the write-in votes this year

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