DeryckEleven

DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

I think quail stuffed with caviar might technically count as a sandwich.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

@alt-text.bsky.social

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:54 UTC

But they weren't optimists, not like that anyway.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

That errant F is so good.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

@alt-text.bsky.social

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

@Alt-text.bsky.social

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

I like my vagina how I like my eggs: in a cake.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:50 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:54 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:09 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 09:39 UTC

The feet guys are winning.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:46 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

He’ll yeah

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

Are you telling me this handle is invalid?

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

Watching The Bear. You?

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:54 UTC

hell yeah

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 06:27 UTC

EOFY’s a beautiful name for a girl.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

@Alt-text.bsky.social

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Only the manliest of art, I’m sure.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

If you really want to know, they explain here. Last chance to keep some wonder in the world. metro.co.uk/2023/06/14/f...

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 10:06 UTC

hell yeah

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:05 UTC

It wasn’t until I had a job that used a 1-10 scale rating where I learned that my standard 7 was basically a bad score. So now I give everyone a max score unless there’s actually a problem.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:38 UTC

He’ll yeah

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, this is going to ruin the tour or world tour"? @DERYCKELEVEN

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

In college I got a call from one asking for someone else. "They're not at this number anymore." "Oh, do you want to donate?" *click*

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

@Alt-text.bsky.social

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Ah shit. Ah fuck.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:53 UTC

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

I finished a 500 episode anime earlier this year and the last 20-30 episodes were a slog and I was so bummed when the ending wasn’t even worth it.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:45 UTC

I remember thinking “wasn’t this a joke show on like 30 Rock?” and then looking it up to find out the joke show was MILF Island. There’s still time.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:17 UTC

@miq.moe

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:08 UTC

It didn’t last long, but a bar in my old city had a Sex and the City night with cosmos on special. Another bar in the same place would run old movies most nights. They were definitely outliers though.

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DeryckEleven @deryckeleven.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

Block of cheese.

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