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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

Just incredible watching the immediate heel turn. We’ve been told for a year straight it’s ageism, ableism, and Russian disinformation to questions Biden’s mental faculties.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Yeah I got Downs Syndrome. Sit-Downs-To-Pee-Because-I’m-Not-A-Goddamn-Animal Syndrome.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Most of these are just inconveniences but Time is an actual threat.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Fun fact: only female manuls have four heads.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

The panters beat the oilies

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Fuckin’ got my ass

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

ATOM DUST Made from GROUND ATOMS

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Leaping Leeches was right there!

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

Internet of things.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

CURTAINS FOR ANONSEE? FAE AND JAI CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

Rending of garments, pulling of hair, general badmouthing in the yelp reviews.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Ah yes the azure, glacier-fed waters of Lake Louise high in the Canadian Rockies, famous for its pretzels.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

COV should have left Penis Satan alone. Free art, and it’s not like they wanted the space for something else—that pedestal is still empty ten years on.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

Sour grapes you pillarpilled pillarshill

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

That would be the Lieutenant Governor. Your duties include shaking hands with people and shooing the wedding photographers off the Government House lawns.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

It’s Mobing Time.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

I got your Ultimate Nut right here! *unzips fly, extracts a magical glowing pecan from a secret pocket*

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:05 UTC

If fancy-ass pubs are your thing, the Bard And Banker and the Penny Farthing Public House are similarly well appointed. Might be the same ownership.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

Late career Beck: I love being in love! (Beige instruments played expensively) Mid career Beck: I am basically a horny laser with depression (electro-mariachi and slide whistles) Early career Beck: Let me tell you about the time Satan and I smoked a Cheeto (Appalachian spiders devour a $10 guitar)

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 06:44 UTC

Eric Carle vibes.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

Dad you’re my (80s action) hero

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Ambivalent about bread theft* (*mouths of decadents ONLY)

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

The 8th habit of highly effective people.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

“When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will Atlanta realize that one cannot drink cops.” -Abenaki proverb

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

Finally, a ride service that appeals to me, the suburban male oversized pickup owner who drives himself everywhere and never enters the city center for fear of “urban” crime.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Hey it was the 90s and everybody was begging for classic films to be adapted as Pamela Anderson action/sci-fi vehicles.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 06:07 UTC

Oh so I don’t “chew” my food, huh? Well you know who else doesn’t chew their food? Fish. Birds. Reptiles. Amphibians. Obligate-carnivore mammals. I’m in the majority thank you very much.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

Don’t understand how Disney traditionally expected me to sympathize with the triplets over Donald seeing as the former were little shitbeasts whereas the latter was essentially the American deity of unfettered suburban rage.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Breaking news: Government responds to massive crisis by inventing new form of debt.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Big if true.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Counterpoint: no you didn’t.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Enough beans for a small casserole.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Secret service protects ex presidents because they know a shit ton of potentially damaging classified information that they could reveal if threatened. Whether the ex president is human garbage doesn’t change the equation.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

It’s a hard-living kindergartener who signs off with MOLLY IS LIFE.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

Inside of you are two wolves. If wolf A travels downwards from the top of your head at 0.4m/s, and wolf B travels upwards from the bottom of your feet at 0.7m/s, at which vertebrae will they meet?

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

You hit the Delay Cycle button and she’s waiting for you to input a time.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

One squirrel away from a dragging death.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

SET TO DRAY-YAY-YAIN

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

Better idea: the Snider Cut. Give Dee Snider an editing booth and a bucket of coke. All catsuits replaced with bandanas and animal print, all dialogue is falsetto or screams. No grit all glam.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 08, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Color Out Of Space SPOILERS: it’s purple.

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

*flourishes wand* ACCIO DIGNITY! *waits several minutes while nothing happens*

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 03, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

Finally someone remembers Odelay!

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Lamp @desp.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 31, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

Godspeed to the mysterious unknown individual who installed this.

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