Dgar (@dgar.bsky.social)

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

Follow for random thoughts, bad memes, stolen jokes, Oxford commas, and original indie music.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:41 UTC

Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full" I thought, "I can't turn that down".

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

Oh? Why, yes! I do have some #music to share!!

ffm.bio/dgar

#DgarMusic

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

😁

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:49 UTC

I love bananas. They have appeal.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Captain Kirk has three ears. Left, Right, and Final Front.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

An old school friend of mine would change the sound of his alarm clock every day. I wonder what they’re getting up to nowadays.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Me: I think I’ve got a problem with my ears. Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms? Me: Marge has blue hair, Homer is fat & bald.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

😁

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 10:39 UTC

Bonopoly: A U2 themed version of Monopoly where the streets have no name.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:55 UTC

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

Great. I’m on another list. 😏

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:57 UTC

Yelling into a colander strains my voice. Looking through it strains my eyesight.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:30 UTC

I know a guy who spends all day shaving and still has a beard. He’s a barber.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Airlock
-Dgar

I saw her in the airlock.
With a look she rocked my heart.
She left for Jupiter station,
And I was standing on Mars.

I’m underground
Like you’re in space
I cannot move
With your grace
It’s not tears
That I shed
I’m so alone
And she said

And she said

ffm.to/dgarairlock

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

If you allow a profit to be made from prisoners, then you create a demand for prisoners.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

😂

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:32 UTC

Oh, the iron E.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

If you allow a profit to be made from prisoners, then you create a demand for prisoners.

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Bee (They/He) @eviljoy36.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 06:00 UTC

Friends. I have a cat on my lap. I've never had a lap cat before. This is amazing. I love it.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:18 UTC

Them: Can’t get this crossword clue, ‘Overloaded Postman' Me: How many letters? Them: Thousands of them.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:55 UTC

The most gullible element is easily lead.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

😏

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

A compound of hydrogen, oxygen and tungsten? HOW?

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

I added some fruit juice to my friend’s wine and now he's sangria than ever.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

"You've got mail", said the blacksmith.

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

Defragmenting

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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

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Bee (They/He) @eviljoy36.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:59 UTC

Sometimes, grieving starts before someone dies. Sometimes, you grieve the things that are already lost and in anticipation of the losses to come.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Batman shampoo missed a big opportunity not making conditioner Gordon.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Be thankful it's not snowing outside. Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

🤭

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

Luke: *struggling with his chopsticks. Obi Wan: Use the forks Luke.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

The book I’m reading is about insects in metropolitan Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:28 UTC

I used to live next to a duck farm, but got tired of all the bills.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Batman shampoo missed a big opportunity not making conditioner Gordon.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:01 UTC

"You've got mail", said the blacksmith.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

I added some fruit juice to my friend’s wine and now he's sangria than ever.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

I could try to convince you that non-alcoholic wine is delicious, but there’s no proof.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:42 UTC

🫶

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:41 UTC

You love it. 🤭

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

I didn’t realise that I was addicted to crosswords but when I look back now, all the clues were there.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

"I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller-skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need"

Melanie is a stalker.

#EarwormSharingIsCaring #DgarRadio #Music

youtu.be/RCTMTflcuug

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

Them: That was a rhetorical question. Me: And I answered with rhetoric!

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

I decide my wine on a case-by-case basis.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

They’ve retired the old tour bus for The Who. Won’t get fuelled again.

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Dgar @dgar.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

Ticket inspectors: You’ve got to hand it to them.

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