e-claire

Rieve Alavaix @rieve.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Help he's learned how to use the pillows

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:21 UTC

let 🔥 pretty 🔥 catgirls 🔥 smoke 🔥 weed 🔥 for 🔥 free 🔥

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

tear that old dead dude nonsense up and start again. first amendment: catgirls smoke weed for free. second amendment: transgender women are way cool

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

got a new campaign slogan for you @joebiden. could turn this whole thing around if you just listen to my wisdoms

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 06:21 UTC

let 🔥 pretty 🔥 catgirls 🔥 smoke 🔥 weed 🔥 for 🔥 free 🔥

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

and youre incapable of infidelity yes

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

lol, stewart and pattinson? and "it" is five feature-length movies 😅

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

thats the first choice

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

wow... the perfect (cat) girl...

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

hahaha what a dumb bitch. why wouldnt she just order a replacement charger to be delivered the same day

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

oh clearly thats because you werent smoking the special blend marlboro menstru-aways. classic mistake

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

but i am a kitty cat!!! i do not need dog accessories

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

i cannot explain a single thing on this image

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

truly a monomythic tale

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

i know lol i couldnt help but to mention in the alt text what an immensely perplexing and stupid graph it is. it defies comprehension. why is it so lumpy. whats the meaning of the different heights. what do the axes mean. aaaaaaa

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

god lol this is just bringing back everything about why i quit lex after two days

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

at this point it sounds like it'd be safer and potentially cheaper to use actual cigarettes instead of tampons lmao

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

excellent idea!!! time to make a reasonably-sized ad buy :)

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

lmfao

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

oh it's 100% a scam and the fact that they mention hypersexuality in the attention-grabbing headline without actually addressing it in any meaningful way elsewhere in the ad or on the website it takes you to is further proof of that

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

clearly the problem is that everyone with ADHD just simply never considered forgetting to get distracted!!!

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

right lol that was one of at least two things that i went "???" at very hard

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:06 UTC

it seems to be called "wisey ADHD," which sounds not at all fake or scammy

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

right same root as "hysterectomy" lol

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

yes lol i also figured :)

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

thats so true. i support women cheating on their bfs and husbands. i double support women cheating on their bfs and husbands with me 😇

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

ordered a replacement charger and paid extra for same-day shipping and then they just straight up didn't bother to deliver it today, so i guess we're spending another night with Charger That Emits Sparks At Random Intervals :)

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

which is the hypersexual adhd type though. i want that one

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

right lol not even remotely? also bizarre claims that if you just do "behavioral psychology" then ADHD goes away forever? big therapy is clearly trying to hide this from you (and also keep you acting like a slut???)

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

there's so many perplexing things going on in this image but i feel like two of the most confusing are the headline mention of hypersexuality only to never elaborate on it at all, followed by the claim that if you find out your "ADHD type" and do "behavioral psychology" ADHD just disappears forever

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

wait what

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e-claire @claire-eff.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

why do i see a tv glow

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