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Micah @rincewind.run [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:38 UTC

you know your hackers, who breached your security and exposed your backers, are members of multiple demographics renowned for their tech prowess and keeping the entire internet afloat and your plan is to threaten them with the FBI?

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

it's so fucking based. btw dw about the group disbanding, most hackers do that so they can reform into a different group.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

no way, really?

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

mindlessly tapping my cock like a boomer taps a slot machine (I need help)

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

can't believe the flurries hacked the heritage foundation

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

op: x.com/zachthew0lf/...

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

holy fucking shit

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

no one is talking about Lenin twink death

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

I have awful eyesight so there might be a spelling mistake or two.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

Ice cweam

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

man really said, "fuck the US. start breeding that giga cow, Cuba needs more ice cream."

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

image is unrelated, but it's really funny

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

man really said, "fuck the US. start breeding that giga cow, Cuba needs more ice cream."

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Ronald Reagan gaslit 3 generations, and they fell for it.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

SPINELESS COWARD VS GENOCIDAL MANIAC I LOVE AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

"W-what they actually repair their stuff??? b-but what what about buying the new new thing???"

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

gf just said she wants to rail me whilst using my back as a Lego baseplate

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:44 UTC

life is precious... so is 80 proof vodka, pass the bottle

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

I should kindly consider a rope

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:41 UTC

this is so Skibidi edgemax goon amogus at 3am if you

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

maybe the real Skibidi was the amogus edgemaxxers that we gooned along the way

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:39 UTC

going to do the charlie charlie challenge with your cock

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:36 UTC

"God damnit, I was just about to cum. just-just g-give me the switch. mommy will be at the level for you."

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

I don't care if I'm not, I just feel old.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

I was born in the molasses

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

god did not make me. I was spawned in by the great boston molasses flood of 1919

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

huh? I'm 21 and still saying bj.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

*in ben shapiro voice* let's say hypothetically I'm a puppygirl. and my hot girlfriend slaps me during hot steamy sex. for the sake of argument, would that be animal abuse?

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

2013*

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

fuck I miss pre 2913 YouTube so much. the fact you could customize more than a banner and an icon made every channel feel personalized in a way.

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imfine @imfinne.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

holy fucking shit, I'm literally watching my gf play this game rn

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