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Steve Klabnik
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"This may be the worst thing I've ever seen" - @elizas.website
github.com/langjam/jam0...
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eliza🌻@elizas.website |
2238 followers 316 following 2038 posts
e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxidecomputer.bsky.social • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
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Steve Klabnik
@steveklabnik.com
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"This may be the worst thing I've ever seen" - @elizas.website
github.com/langjam/jam0...
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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so true!
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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the DHH “i would simply run CI locally” thing is not a bad idea, if you live on a planet where dynamic linking doesn’t exist, and environment variables also don’t exist.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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if you really want a peek into my dark and twisted psyche, consider the following: 1) the phrase “Prochot & Thermtrip, Attorneys at Law” just emerged fully formed into my mind, and, B) i thought it was funny enough that i had to post it
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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endorsed by “The C Programming Language”
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stellz
@stellz.xyz
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these are my async runtime beliefs
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i heard they have an airport there that’s Bad
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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my girlfriend and i were talking about how she wants to go to Berlin at some point, and i said “i’d also like to go to Berlin, i’m interested in seeing the airports, and i’m also interested in seeing the U-Bahn.” reader, i think i may have autism.
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James Munns
@jamesmunns.com
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When writing to a fixed capacity medium (like a ring buffer), and the buffer is full, you have three choices: * Pop the oldest data * Lock up until space is available * Drop the newest data In this paper I will explore the tradeoffs of the "Pop, Lock, and Drop it" options...
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rolypoly
@rolipo.li
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Reminds me of this meme:
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i feel this way about using the computer
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srrrse
@without.boats
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I really strongly feel that any design work I’ve ever done on Rust was just an *exegesis* of the design set in stone in 2015. I think this should be the mindset of everyone who works on a programming language committed to backwards compatibility.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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oh, that would be extremely funny…although, it would probably be a pretty involved hardware project for something i would never actually use on purpose.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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ergodox ez! so they’re the same arms
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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that is precisely what makes it fun for me!
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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you know…it could actually be kinda fun to leave my monitors in this configuration…
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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HMM
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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mnemOS readme theatre
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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"the unfortunate thing is that there is actually no epistemic certainty in distributed systems"
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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here’s a great post from @steveklabnik.com showing off some of the stuff we’ve built at @oxidecomputer.bsky.social: steveklabnik.com/writing/usin...
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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HTTP/2 is a nightmare and i hate it and i will use it every day for the rest of my life
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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oh absolutely. h2 is Good Actually and i will always defend it
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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this makes me *wince*
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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the HTTP Understander has logged on
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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…care to share any examples? :)
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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awww 🥰
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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THESE SOFTWARE MISTAKES ARE PERFORMED ON A CLOSED TRACK BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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THESE SOFTWARE MISTAKES ARE PERFORMED ON A CLOSED TRACK BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i want mine to say “I AM MAKING THESE SOFTWARE MISTAKES ON PURPOSE, FOR FUN AND ALSO BECAUSE I ENJOY MAKING MYSELF SUFFER”
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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"a bug was reported against classical logic approximately two thousand years ago, but it remains unresolved"
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No Particular Dave
@daveexmachina.bsky.social
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They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i had a good time writing these comments...
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i added the appropriate warning label to my WiFi router
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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all clippies are bastards
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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the price of a "buck converter" should always be pegged at one buck. screw the gold standard, we need to be on the "buck converter standard"
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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it's fucked up of them to call this part a "buck converter" when it costs almost five bucks
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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you're a coder, that's what it's like
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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can we stick this into MnemOS?
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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my housemate just said “i went on a wikipedia rabbit hole about feral children, and i think i was supposed to have been one.”
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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this is called “linux”
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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HEY! i’ll have you know that this is an artisanal, small batch signal message, lovingly hand-crafted by real human beings!
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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i didn’t ask for anyone’s passwords!
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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“typical san francisco group house signal messages”
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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this must be where they mine all the bitcoin
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Chambraigne Socialist
@bombsfall.bsky.social
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Went here today. The Westinghouse Atomsmasher, a particle accelerator built in the 30s and shut down in the 50s. It was part of a larger complex demolished in 2015. It lays on its side now floating in a sea of weeds and debris, all particles presumably moving at normal speed.
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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“[A]s we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know.” — Donald Rumsfeld
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cyber professional
@permadeath.com
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to me, this is normal
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
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LOOK at what the Security Researchers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the vulnerability scanners and reverse engineering tools we built for them
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