Jake_Vig

@jakevig.bsky.social

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Playing like a champion.

Just my stuff:

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

Chemistry teachers were inappropriately cocky during the initial run of "Breaking Bad."

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andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought

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Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

My whole life is like that exact moment when you think “maybe I should put a cover over that leftover lasagna” right before it blows up in the microwave

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

Merge two films White House Down Periscope

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Settle down, Danny Ocean.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Life keeps trying to teach me lessons, like it doesn't know who it's dealing with.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

There should be

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

I was a member of the 1920 "Chicago Black Sox" baseball team, and I've never seen anything as rigged as the media has rigged the game in favor of the GOP.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Listen alla y'all

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Classic dilemma

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

WELCOME PORNBOTS!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

Sounds complicated

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

With virtually no power at all, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility.

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Molly @bettyriot.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

I can still drop it like it’s hot but I’m going to need a second to get back up

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

I'll never look at "lol" the same way again... those poor little people... RUN!

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

"[Godzilla noise]" - Godzilla

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Nice

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

A big pair of exoplanets is our best bet

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

NYT: "In the United States, it is the people who are supposed to determine their political candidates. So why does it feel like the media should?"

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Original GOP position: Kill everyone Revised GOP position: Kill just about everyone MEDIA: "GOP Softens Position on Killing" It's a joke.

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Destry Broderick @destry.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Will Hunting drives all the way out to California to reunite with the woman he loves, and he answers the door.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Why is no one punching this guy daily?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Maybe you're just like my father?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 02:06 UTC

"It's your turn to wake up the bat."

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

I will

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Missed Connection: I was making doves cry. You were listening to what it sounds like.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:21 UTC

{smoke and flames} DEVIL: I am the Devil! For your eternal soul I will-- ME: [signing contract] Done. DEVIL: Wait. Don't you want to hear the terms? ME: When you make the sale, stop selling.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

Ha! Our family also exclaimed, in Bear-like fashion.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

No comment (see post)

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Honestly, wtf was that? I tried so hard to get it.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

To everyone I recommended "The Bear" to who only watched Seasons 1 and 2: You're welcome. To everyone I recommended "The Bear" to who watched Season 3: I apologize.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

This was a painful season, I say that as a fan

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Not with that attitude it isn't

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

This made my day- thank you! Maybe I will, it seems fair. I can always sue myself.

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andy van slyke @im-all-id.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Sorry I was late I was frantically applying to other jobs

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

Mainstream media is now just GOP public relations

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

GOP strategy: push the policy toward Nazi-town, then back off a smidge so the lapdog media reports "GOP eases up its policy" so it all seems reasonable.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Ha! I'll take "least annoying"

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

"Here, let us help you destroy us." - Dems, always

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

If you think your life is complicated, I have to find the perfect gift for my monkey butler that will also not make my monkey bartender jealous.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:46 UTC

This old post is still doing very well for people who share it as a screen capture.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

THERAPIST: So, we talked last time about not wearing a Chewbacca mask during our sessions. ME: Correct. THERAPIST: And can you explain what is going on today? ME: I’m really not sure what the issue is. This is a Boba Fett helmet.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

Therapy 50% complete. I love myself. But I'm not "in love" with myself.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

I'm passionate about being apathetic.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:02 UTC

Does the New York Times have to register as a political arm of the GOP for tax purposes?

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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

If you ever think you’re too insignificant to make a difference in the world, just look at how much dumb shit one person can accomplish repeatedly on social media.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

🎶WHOA BLACK BETTY PLASTIC LAMB WHOA BLACK BETTY HOOVER DAM WHOA BLACK BETTY SEBASTIAN STAN WHOA BLACK BETTY CHOCOLATE FLAN 🎶WHOA BLACK BETTY JIM AND PAM WHOA HELEN REDDY DIAPHRAGM WHOA UNSTEADY AMSTERDAM WHOA DUANE EDDY GIANT CLAM

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Roses are red, Operas are long, Violets are blue,

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

All of the candidates should withdraw. Not just for president. Every single one of them.

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