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Sadie

@sadieisupset.bsky.social

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everything hurts and I’m dying but like in a cute way

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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❤️

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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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My Jungian Shadow is wearing a puka shell necklace

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle

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turbo jerry's avatar turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social
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that chick in dr. marten boots will *save you, fyi *ruin your life

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Oooo like Ben Franklin could be an abusive boyfriend or something

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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I have already used the phrase “legitimately high quality” multiple times now tysm

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What’s cool is that I haven’t had to learn the register cause I really suck at flipping

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Manager left me to run things on my own so I’ve been challenging customers to bottle flipping in lieu of payment

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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No way! My manager called out and told me to “hold down the fort” which meant canceling a bunch of eye exams and pretending I knew even the slightest bit about frame quality.

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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Only weird kink I have is that I would fuck the Sun.

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Hyde's avatar Hyde @hyde85.bsky.social
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"I trusted you" is etched into the tombstone of every broken heart.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.

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And He Joked Again's avatar And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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Though I hear their helpless cries I eat

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Tusk Jenkins 's avatar Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social
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If this laptop is actually the waffle you use to organize all your extra keycaps then why did the geek squad replace the motherboard in my syrup

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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my dog shakes his head in the middle of guests on my porch sending giant dog drool flying. They yell "eww!" and he gets so excited they're celebrating him he can't stop wagging his tail

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Amy A's avatar Amy A @lolennui.bsky.social
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they should invent a front facing camera that doesn’t hurt your feelings

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filth_waste's avatar filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social
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ok fine i’ll go down on you but only as a friend

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Nuclear Winter 's avatar Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social
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Today's Tarot Card: You will start missing some of the crap from under your bed.

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PAM!'s avatar PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
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Fortune cookie: IF YOU LEAVE A WOMAN WAITING TO BE WHISKED AWAY TO TACO BELL SHE'LL WIPE OUT YOUR SAVINGS BUYING A LAKE HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP.

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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WAITER: And for our specials tonight, we have various dishes which you will definitely want, but then when you ask the price you will not want them.

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Ate too many hotdogs and burned myself with a sparkler, just like our founding fathers

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gas statіon dream gіrl's avatar gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social
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Should I eat two cheeseburgers? I think America would want me to.

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mr. cannoli's avatar mr. cannoli @boner.ink
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they should make a firework big enough for you to ride it to heaven

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sliceofhell.com's avatar sliceofhell.com @sliceofhell.bsky.social
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*diarrhea funneling out the left leg of my capri pants* Hey, I don’t work here, but can I get you folks anything?

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batkaren's avatar batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
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One awkward aspect of The Handmaid’s Tale becoming reality now is how the names will all be like Ofchad and Ofdylan. Maybe an Oftucker or Ofblane. Ofspencer.

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Splendid Hobo's avatar Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social
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I have a new book light and I'm not afraid to use it, bitches

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Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛'s avatar Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛ @catcreature.bsky.social
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Launching a bottle rocket from my ass cheeks just to feel something

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connectpoliticditto. 's avatar connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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timing my farts to line up exactly with the fireworks

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Favorite 4th of july movie scene is when that guy is setting off fireworks inside a house in Boogie Nights while the motorin’ song is playing then everyone starts shooting guns at marky mark like YEAH AMERICAAAA

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Theciscokidder's avatar Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social
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I couldn't remember the word dishwasher so I called it a wet oven.

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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If you see a dodge ram on the road today it’s 50/50 they’re drunk driving.

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James's avatar James @tarnation.bsky.social
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If nobody mentions how fast I look in these new shoes I’m going to lose it.

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️'s avatar MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
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If you set off fireworks, Bunjamin will find you 🐰☠️🐰

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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men's soap? is using a forest scented soap gonna burn my tits off or what

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