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Keith Decent
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Indoors!
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Former karaoke DJ, Former Zamboni Driver, Former Former Artist
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Keith Decent
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Indoors!
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Keith Decent
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Merge two films: Tremors 2 Fast 2 Furious: Aftershocks
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Keith Decent
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I have this dream where I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff, and all these kids are just running around in this rye field next to the cliff, and they don’t look where they’re going, and they keep going off the edge, one-by-one, and I’m just standing there like, “lol, idiot.”
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Keith Decent
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You might be better off never having had it
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Keith Decent
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Nothing I dont do at least once a week anymore
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Keith Decent
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Nothing like having the worst joke I’ve made all week be the one that just rains notifications for 3 days straight
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Keith Decent
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Yeah same reaction here. I was like “this is what thumbs should be like!”
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Keith Decent
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Sorry that was aggro but those guys would show up at my job and make their need for attention everyone else’s problem and it did some lasting psychic damage lol
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Keith Decent
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Those fuckin nerd asses just blasting bars full of soggy, lung-juice clouds and yelling at anyone who asked them to stop because it was “just water vapor” and “not illegal” and “smells good” God I still get the shakes thinking about how much I hated those dicks
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Keith Decent
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Like, if you can’t be kind to other people for basic human reasons, at LEAST do it for “they’re going to be alone with everything I eat tonight” reasons, dang
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Keith Decent
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Threw a ball bearing at it
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Keith Decent
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Buried the needle in the shop today. Lil rough out here
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rare body oils
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every day the sun scream hot bull shit at me for 15 hours
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Keith Decent
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Slicing open a polar bear and climbing inside to try and cool off
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Keith Decent
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Nah but like one where you gotta subscribe within the app. Like with starz or whatever
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Keith Decent
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Exactly!
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Keith Decent
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If you recommend a show that requires a premium subscription I’m blocking you
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Keith Decent
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As an artist and an inventor it’s my solemn duty to make other people understand the way it feels when both halves of my brain play tug o’ war with an idea
Untitled (2019) - made from hardwood deadfall
#art
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Keith Decent
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Just remember, we’ve got two things France and the UK don’t have, the Electoral College and the Supreme Court, which have each stuck us with some of the shittiest Presidents ever during our lifetimes
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Keith Decent
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I don’t take this thing anywhere where there’s dirt
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Keith Decent
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Most appliances are just tiny rooms where crazy shit happens
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Keith Decent
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No, that’s what you’re afraid is happening, so you’ve externalized that anxiety by going on social media and lecturing people on what they should do or say, because you are upset that their behavior could lead to disaster, instead of trying to prevent disaster by actually convincing ppl to vote
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Keith Decent
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No, saying my vote doesn’t matter raises awareness for how hard the Electoral College fucks our country in half every 4 years. I live in NY, if everyone I know in this state never voted in a presidential election, it wouldn’t make a difference
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Keith Decent
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I went to a bbq full of microbrew guys and was like “I’ll pick up a 12 pack of high life for myself” and 20 minutes into the party every dude there was drinking a high life. My second one was the last one
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Keith Decent
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You’re not the first to suggest this and I honestly love the idea every time
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Keith Decent
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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.
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Keith Decent
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Slicing open a polar bear and climbing inside to try and cool off
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Keith Decent
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As an artist and an inventor it’s my solemn duty to make other people understand the way it feels when both halves of my brain play tug o’ war with an idea
Untitled (2019) - made from hardwood deadfall
#art
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Keith Decent
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My friend, as far as the presidential election is concerned, my vote doesn’t count for shit. I will vote democrat just like I have in every election since I turned 18, but no one’s gonna get people to vote by lecturing them on social media (or bullying which is not what you are doing, but many do)
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Keith Decent
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9 years ago today one of my lifelong goals was met when I got a sandwich named after me at a local sandwich shop Friends lemme tell you it was the best thing on the menu and I miss it every day since the shop closed
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Keith Decent
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I all but shuttered my patreon when they introduced their stupid-ass merch system Easily could have been a huge QoL improvement, instead just added fees for things that already exist
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Keith Decent
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My friend brought that crazy beer that’s brewed by Belgian monks that has no label and a perfect score on the beer nerd websites to a party and gave me one and after I drank it I said I prefer Miller High Life and 11 guys wanted to fight me
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Keith Decent
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I’m amazed there’s not a baguette in there
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Keith Decent
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Yeah it’s like how when you hold the food you were just eating over the trash and start…
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Keith Decent
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I’m so sorry And this is grody But that way deep down spit Is goat for throaty
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Keith Decent
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No need for apologies, you’re right, but I don’t want it to be purposefully gathered, brought up, and then ejected onto me like how as soon as you put your plate over the trash to scrape it, everything on the plate is now trash and gross even though it’s definitely still food you were just eating
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Keith Decent
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YOU DO NOT WANT HAWK TUAH HAWK TUAH IS LOOGIE YOU JUST WANT TUAH
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Keith Decent
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*punching my time card, hanging up my hat and overcoat, and logging into Bluesky* “Well, time to tell a bunch of people who are reluctantly voting for Joe Biden that they have to like it, too!”
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Keith Decent
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If age isn’t a policy issue why cant a 34-year-old be president?
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Keith Decent
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Counterpoint: dissent is patriotic, and we should always make our strongest reservations about authority loudly and clearly known
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Keith Decent
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The kids’ headphones finally arrived so it looks like it’s just you and me tonight
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Keith Decent
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Just remember, we’ve got two things France and the UK don’t have, the Electoral College and the Supreme Court, which have each stuck us with some of the shittiest Presidents ever during our lifetimes
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Keith Decent
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Not yet. I haven’t tried but I think it’s been long enough where I can bug him for the recipe
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Keith Decent
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It’s unspeakably good
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Keith Decent
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Unfortunately the fuck-ups’ votes count for way more than the majority’s votes
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Keith Decent
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6 years of Spanish, 2 years of Italian, 2 Years of Latin. I don’t even have to be drunk
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Keith Decent
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Yeah well landlords be lordin land
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Keith Decent
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Shirley this sandwich haunts my dreams.
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Keith Decent
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I was jokingly “campaigning” to have a sandwich named after me. I decided that summer it was a lifelong dream of mine A few days prior I told harry (the shop was called Harry’s Hot Sandwiches) he should write “Hot Sandwiches ⬅️ Not Sandwiches ➡️” On the board outside, he loved it, and did this
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My friend who owned the shop, messaged me to come by before they opened. I got there and this beauty of a sandwich was waiting. I dug in while he and his cook watched intently I told them it was incredible. They, relieved, told me they just came up with it and mine was the very first one they made
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