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Keith Decent

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Former karaoke DJ, Former Zamboni Driver, Former Former Artist

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Thank you

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Orange 2016 - ink over acrylic on trash wood

Painted this after my first trip to Boston for an event. Couldn’t get over how gorgeous the river and bridge were

1: Final
2: light field under-painting
3: a reference photo

#art

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Orange 2016 - ink over acrylic on trash wood

Painted this after my first trip to Boston for an event. Couldn’t get over how gorgeous the river and bridge were

1: Final
2: light field under-painting
3: a reference photo

#art

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They REALLY can’t take a joke

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I dunno. This is new behavior as of last year. I try to tell her this is winter behavior

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She is! And she knows it (it’s 85 degrees and humid af and she’s laying on my neck)

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This is Gus. She’s a big ol mush

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I put the “Shit Don’t Fit” safety flags up in my shop. Grab one if you want before I make a reel for them and sell out:

www.keithdecent.com/shop/SHIT-DO...

#bsnm 🧶 #diy

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♥️

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I sigh heavily as I lower myself from the improvised hammock to the steel catwalk, and shuffle over to the panel “1 more year and I can retire.” My palm finds its place on the worn, handle. Leaning hard, I throw the switch Neon lights pour over the rooftops, flashing “The Dems are in Disarray”

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It’s something that can happen with age. It’s like freckles or a birthmark. Nothing serious in her case

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The belly is a bad idea but the rest is prob ok

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Yes and I certainly will

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You’re awesome.

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Way ahead of you

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Yeah it happens with age sometimes. Something to check up on but she’s all good

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It’s just some weird thing with the picture, she’s all good no worries. Her back legs are hiding behind her primordial pouch

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It’s a benign thing that some cats develop. It could become something worse but the vet said it’s fine. Happens with age. She is 15 ish

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Ah. We have Vermin Supreme, but no one here would ever let him on stage with a mainstream candidate

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Is it because he’s toast?

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Tonight I’m learning that every UK candidate was named by George Lucas

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What exactly the fuck is going on

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Me reading every post about the UK elections like

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No one ever keeps track of the days by scratching hashes into the wall of a place they enjoy being

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Done and done

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Green 2017 - ink over acrylic on plywood (17” x 22”) This is a real ruin on a real island that I used to live near. The pole is actually part of the massive “Constellation” art installation by Melissa McGill.

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My mom is sending me videos of fireworks over the lake they’re staying at and the audio is just her complaining about how much worse they look through the phone camera and that pretty much sums that up

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This is Gus. She’s a big ol mush

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The last one I used was cut out from a floral-print vinyl shopping bag that was barely mostly red

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He also managed to accuse one of having false memories and the age gaps in both situations were staggering.

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Thanks! I never have one when I need it haha.

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I put the “Shit Don’t Fit” safety flags up in my shop. Grab one if you want before I make a reel for them and sell out:

www.keithdecent.com/shop/SHIT-DO...

#bsnm 🧶 #diy

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“And when it turns out he does vote, we will change the title to ‘I won’t vote,’ and just trust that it’s the truth.”

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It’s a great day to be the worst guy in your neighborhood

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More info on “Constellation” here:

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Green 2017 - ink over acrylic on plywood (17” x 22”) This is a real ruin on a real island that I used to live near. The pole is actually part of the massive “Constellation” art installation by Melissa McGill.

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Ok time to put the dopamine machine into “drip” mode and get back to work

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If you can’t beat em, join em

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“Are they maybe looking for a third?”

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Like fr looking for a curmudgeon with good taste

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Ugh yeah when I’ve been in that situation (friend bringing his future child bride out to socialize) it’s so uncomfortable because the “quick, get in there before they know anything” energy is just oozing into the whole night

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I’m 41, I can barely hold a real conversation with anyone under 35 let alone date them. Like, do I need to get a third iPad now? Can I just leave you here if I need to run to the store? Is that legal?

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Red 2017 - ink over acrylic on found wood

Disrespecting the rules of perspective in landscapes is fun and really helps to drive home the vibes/uneasiness in which I sometimes see the world

#art

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Yellow 2016 - ink over acrylic on garbage wood Still one of my favorite skies I’ve ever painted

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Keith Decent's avatar Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social
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Red 2017 - ink over acrylic on found wood

Disrespecting the rules of perspective in landscapes is fun and really helps to drive home the vibes/uneasiness in which I sometimes see the world

#art

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Thank you. It’s one of my favorites

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Yellow 2016 - ink over acrylic on garbage wood Still one of my favorite skies I’ve ever painted

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My original jeweler’s bench is almost done. Just have to cut some bench pins, make a tambour handle, and install the shelves and drawers behind the tambour. Then I just gotta draw up the plans and edit the video ⚒️🛠️🧶

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The people that are really really mad someone’s not voting for Biden right now are the people most likely to enact political violence against them no matter who wins the election

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ACAB includes anyone who hate-follows and reply-argues with fascists on algorithm driven social media sites

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