I swear, one minute I was standing there talking to them and the next second they laugh, touches my arm, and say "You're so funny!" before all of their clothes just suddenly flew off of them!
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I was just laying here, admonishing myself for being AJ, then I thought of that and laughed, and laughed, and explained it to my dogs, and laughed, and laughed.
It's my new favourite.
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Me to others: If you fuck up, show yourself some grace. You're human.
Me to me: Way to go AJ. You really upped the creepy factor, you fucking rhombus.
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A good friend is someone who makes you laugh, even when you think youβll never smile again.
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Neither. Would have to be a giant Mars bar.
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I feel like I should be playing the Rocky theme song now.
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This tracks.
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Now I should retire. Lol
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Whooooooooo
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Accept
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What's that?
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You also used four dots instead of three, so that's not technically an ellipsis.
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My oerson went missing.
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Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
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I didn't have a lot of time to be prepared! *SOMEONE* ejected me into space.
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It's a bit cold out here.
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Woah, I have a headache. Did someone reset the timeline?
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Being far sighted is so hawt. π€£π€£
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Woah, I have a headache. Did someone reset the timeline?
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I love thrill rides. I'm in.
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I rerolled and...well, there it is.
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Curses.
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dhiyan.bsky.social 10
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ππ
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Oh! I have Peach Pepsi Zero upstairs! Thanks for reminding me!
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Parker Posey was great in Blade Trinity.
...that's...that's about the best I can say about that movie...
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I'm up for a good cookie debate. Gives me options.
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βΌοΈsongs about eating pussy π
are expressly forbidden π by project 2025 π¨
π we must defeat Trump π«π
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Hail.
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Can we debate cookies?
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I'd like to nominate "Seagulls, stop it now."
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*Signs the petition*
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OnlyStans, a dating website where every member is named Stan.
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Who decided to call it a "ball peen" hammer inside of a "penis pounder"?
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What was the consensus?
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I don't have a resting asshole face, I have a resting Ewok face. Most of the time I look like I've just leapt from the bushes and yelled "NUB NUB!"
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No idea what you mean.
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