AJ *Space Ranger* Jones

Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Why do they call it penis and not cumsicle?

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

OnlyStans, a dating website where every member is named Stan.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

Who decided to call it a "ball peen" hammer inside of a "penis pounder"?

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

What was the consensus?

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

I don't have a resting asshole face, I have a resting Ewok face. Most of the time I look like I've just leapt from the bushes and yelled "NUB NUB!"

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

No idea what you mean.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Don't I fucking know it. My back has been killing me for years.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:24 UTC

*Porg victory scream* (Nice fight)

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Accept (I'm already dead inside)

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

King of BlueSky only here to help.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Yup...this tracks. Lol well done.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @chaoticmoon.bsky.social 10

I'm reflecting on my lack of being able to complete basic tasks.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

Quit...not...whatever. Fuck.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

...last time before I quite being a human for the night.

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @chaoticmoon.bsky.social 10

Fuuucccckkkkkk

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

He's high. It's fine. This is fine.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

He's an idiot. Don't mind him.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @chaoticmoon.bsky.social

(My phone autocorrected, bastard)

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

DAMN IT!

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Fucking mosquito just flew up to me and bit me ON THE SIDE OF MY INDEX FINGER! What kind of a maniac does that?!

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social fuel @chaoticmoon.bsky.social 10

SNEAK ATTACK!

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

Some of you have never heard of the Food Fighters toys, and it shows.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

It's like you're in my house watching me, you Wicked Ho.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

I'm not Ryan Reynolds, so you can stop* objectifying me like I'm a piece of sweet, tender, fine-ass Canadian meat. *I'm kidding, you don't have to stop.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Whoohoo! I'm in then 10%!

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Seem sweet to me, so far.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

Are you saying you're not delicious?

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Well, fine...I'll call you...Nanaimo Bar. Those are delicious.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

There's another Oreo??

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Only if I can call you Muffin.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

My inner child is named Oreos.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Do it.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

... Oh... OH! ...oh...

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

You're the Boston Cream I want to make out with...? Yeah, alright, that tracks.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Is your best friend a sentient Boston Cream donut? Cause hard same.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

Applewood or hickory, for when I'm BBQing or smoking. Delicious.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

I don't often wish to get revenge on people for their past sins, but if I did I'd plan something very elaborate. Cut me off in traffic? Cool. Now I need to figure out a way to submerge you in a tank with 60 angry peacock mantis shrimp.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

They 🦦 know to leave me alone. #scammersandspammers

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Sittin' here humming the Taxi intro as one does when their computer is updating...again...

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Back at it.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

...🤣

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

Feeling that short person energy by channeling Pepe the Prawn.

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AJ *Space Ranger* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

I'm going to work after a few* more cups of coffee. *8... it's going to be 8 more.

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