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Yes. This has been mentioned. I think I just channel my inner lemmy

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Ha ha. Not when I get the sombrero on!

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Playing in a mariachi band this weekend. Thought this shave might make me look more Mexican… Turns out I was wrong…

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Will I heck. I’m off camping!

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Excellent

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It worked really well didn’t it! It was manic behind the scenes and I’m shattered now but it was worth it I think.

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If you want a souvenir completed #portillogeddon T-shirt, mug, vest, whatever to treasure forever…
Got you covered: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1626...

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If the Tories had used something like this as their main campaign image they’d probably have done a lot better

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It's election day! Which means that me and @christhebarker.bsky.social have launched the online version of #portillogeddon. Cross off the Tories as they are defeated by clicking on their faces. Or use automatic mode if you just want to sit back and watch it happen.

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Sounds like next year's Glastonbury line up.

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So… is anybody planning to stay up literally ALL night and watch the UK election? If so, how handy are you with a spreadsheet? And… do you fancy being part of something? Hit me up if you do…

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If you’re passing a newsagent today don’t forget there’s a version of my election wipeout bingo on the centre spread of this week’s new European. Be quick though, they’re going to disappear quicker than a Tory election promise…

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Because SO many people have asked me for a colour-in-the-constituencies map they can fill in at home on the night, I have made one. If you order in the next few days it will be delivered to your home. ENJOY!
www.redbubble.com/i/poster/UK-...

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And before anyone gets funny about it. We were actually genuinely worried how we were going to pay the mortgage this month before this came along…

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That’s 2000 British households going to be engaging with a significant moment in political history through the medium of a silly idea I had on the way back from school run. Funny old world.

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When you’ve got Match of the Day at 8 but you’ve got to bring stability to the universe by wiping out half its population at 10…

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It actually took me far longer than I’d care to admit to work out that Nigel Farage’s Reform Party is an anagram of pale arsey manfrog grifter…

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Sorry to keep mentioning it, but if you’ve bought a #portillogeddon bingo card - or just want to join in the fun - you should bookmark portillogeddon.com for interactive (and useful!) fun on election night… Big thanks to @Bagpuss_org for all his hard work on this! It’s gonna be great.

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Sorry to keep mentioning it, but if you’ve bought a #portillogeddon bingo card - or just want to join in the fun - you should bookmark portillogeddon.com for interactive (and useful!) fun on election night… Big thanks to @Bagpuss_org for all his hard work on this! It’s gonna be great.

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I do keep having these weird thoughts that what if the Tory who complained ends up winning and then ends up being the next leader of the Conservative Party because there’s nobody else left…

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But, think about it, it's the text only version that's going to be the reeeeeally rare one… Like the penny red after the penny black

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Honestly it took me three hours to do the text only version tonight! There are A LOT of the fuckers.

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A candidate who has previously not held office innit I could go through and take out all the newbies but… There are a LOT of newbies...

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I've checked who they're up against and I don't think we'll be hearing much from her again tbh

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THE NEW IMPROVED (now contains constituencies as well as names - but admittedly not pictures for legal reasons…) TORY ELECTION WIPEOUT BINGO CARD is here!
t.co/nzQFTQiR0E

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Yeah and then immediately a Tory has complained and it's been taken down

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HA! I am away the weekend actually so someone else can take that one

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