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I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.
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Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on. He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
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I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
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“Oh hey, they figured out our playbook. Dope, new plan.”
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Apparently this is a common British usage! (I only know this because back when I Warhammered people talked about things being “over costed” and I looked it up. Because it causes me physical pain every time I see it.)
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I mean. What if all the good legions are taken? Although I assume the next are down is individual marines.
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I just know I’m gonna end up with Brother Irrelevant. (Look! I made a football reference!)
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I’m kinda tempted just to see if I can help push him past the point of sanity trying to keep up with the names.
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Is…is he assigning primarchs?
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D’you know, it took me a minute to process that this wasn’t your game room?
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Friends! Hordes of tiny friends with extra legs for simultaneous hugs!!
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COWARDICE
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…how else do you pluck nose hairs? It takes too long unless you get a bunch at a time.
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Okay but they are a reliable source of the *premium* Nextdoor drama and god help me but I love that garbage.
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Does mean it won’t break down tho.
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Mute, perhaps, and yet so very clearly saying so much.
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Update: it got worse. I’ve been sitting her for an hour and a half. They’ve been taking shifts.
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I don’t think I have ever done anything with the singular focus that Sundrop applies to chomping his murder mittens.
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😰 Looking for beans is bad enough. But when the beans find you…
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…man. What *happened* between 2:00 and 3:00? Bean hunting is clearly a hazardous occupation, but someone has to do it.
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I’d bid. But only to show willing. I know my place; that’s a high honor.
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Hear me out: raising funds to pay the parents by selling rock throwing rights. Everyone is a winner!
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Ugh, GREG.
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Trick question, no one looks good in purple and gold.
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Also, I mean. England.
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Earl! Both grandiose, as a high social rank, and humble, as a very blue collar name. Or Frying Pan is really good. Maybe Miles, but it’s short for MLRS.
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That 19th beer, tho. That one ain’t great.
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I’m contributing!
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SHIP IT WE’LL FIND OUT IF THE HARDWARE IS COMPATIBLE SOON ENOUGH
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You’re all cowards. Ship it, we’ll find it soon enough.
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What I’m hearing is that I need to make some laminated meme printouts for you to hold up. It would be way smoother if the wife had a cue that the conversation had left the lands where she can follow.
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My calendar at work is on March 2020. I’ll move it forward when the world moves forward.
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I did a thing! Look at this thing I did! There’s a cat!
youtu.be/ghkkIQtghak?...
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See this is what you get for hiring IT people who aren’t furries. Just not worth it.
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Your democracy officer approves. (I don’t even own a machine that can run this game, I’m just surgically attached to the internet.)
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
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Guys I think…I think Super Earth might be up to some ethically questionable things?
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Honestly *someone* was gonna scam the crypto weirdos. At least this way it was someone who put in the work, y’know?
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Practically a public service.
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(You are.)
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Wasn’t easy!
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I mean obviously the correct answer is to tune out the polls and try to improve the chances of the election not being awful but there’s nothing useful I can do right now, so ima give myself a little panic, as a treat.
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I mean. Fair enough if you mean the polling but if you mean the election then nah, I’m still up for burning the world.
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*swaps paper bag for plastic*
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Okay yes the results of polling seem odd and yes they have been wrong in the same way for a long time but consider: I AM VERY WORRIED *breathes into paper bag*
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I think we’ve conclusively established a president can serve a term without the brain power required to sign a check.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
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I try to stay flexible, y’know? Take things as they come.
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…until I die. Heck. Whatever.
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(He was placed safely on a tree after this was taken, although the dummy probably fell off and got eaten anyway.)
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These guys are back! Cicadas are just the most relatable little guys, even aside from their dumb little perpetually befuddled faces. I too want to sleep for seventeen years and then climb a tree and scream until they die.
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