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'if your house were burning what would you save from it?' 'The fire.'
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W
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there are no centipede species with exactly 100 legs
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secret third gary (Indiana)
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aus den sieben hotdogen
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ketchup designed by karlheinz stockhausen
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sandcrab
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(suddenly very intimidated by friend's home) i love what thou hast done with the place
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growing girl 🤭
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relativist gf relativist gf 🥰
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running swiftly across the surface of my feels like a jesus lizard
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like father like son 🥰
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*jumping into a pit full of spiders right beside a pit with no spiders* ugh. would the spiders just leave this pit?
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outright saying "the answer to the question you asked isn't interesting but the answer to this other question is interesting so i am going to answer it instead" and then actually giving an extremely interesting answer is such a power move
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she's so cool
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if you're an extremely smart intimidating woman on a panel discussion you are allowed to tell the moderator you don't like their question and are going to answer a different one instead (unironic)
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fact check: true
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pronouns can even be "I, who really suck" and you can only use it if you're the king
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senseless fool
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the penis falls asleep and dreams it is a clitoris. or is the clitoris dreaming that it's a penis? this is called "bottom surgery"
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misgendered 😔 (only guy at lunch talked over the other two women there a lot but me a lot less)
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been on daily PReP (try not to laugh challenge videos) for a while now so i'm safe
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my friend, i do not intend any negative feedback and i am sorry that i wrote a post that came across that way. i hope you will be well and can get sleep soon. 🤍
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i was referencing a (vaguely remembered) report that deleuze once went to guattari's clinic and was *very* uncomfortable
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power outage at the wapo
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apparently true to the historical deleuze, alas
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ulysses is listening to yr album 😎
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krumm
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Looking for a job as an unmaker on the disassembly line.
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im locked out 😔
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the cunning stunts of reason
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one often concentrates real hard on denying precisely on what they most want, because they most want it
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bees
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hexagoing, hexagoing, hexagon 🫡
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give em hexagons. witches love hexagons
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hexagons
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it's a social contagion but you only catch it if you really want to
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mr. beast is slouching toward bethlehem to be born
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auditory punning
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i the-room-extendedpost frequently but it's important to periodically also remind people that the-room
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asclepius
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wait you'll join me in 8 days
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yes moss?
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luckily sunday is shot day and moss will join me in 9 days so i should only be 2 days late (if i remember to remind her)
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forgot to pack estrogen for my 13 day trip
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🫵
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W tbh
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okay knee qi
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it's a brainworm i've traced back to a 5yo girl who is Very Scared i hope no one who is not that girl will treat it as worthy of serious belief 🙏
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i have made poor travel choices
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too overheated to form sentences
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