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Furbius imperfectus @dippindotsofficial.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 08, 2023 at 19:59 UTC

Fallow Friday: let your online presences lay barren, so that coming seasons will yield greater returns

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

very funny that no one cared about the "brandon" joke so they just had to actually say it. hard to stay trendy

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

i would read something positive towards bitcoin before i read something about competitive eating.

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

patting my child on the head 'someday you'll understand these rain sounds'

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

a podcaster will never be president but someone who listens to audiobooks at full volume on their phone in public will be

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

white house thaumaturge announces that Biden will emerge from his healing egg 'imminently'

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

goblin coworkers all turning to look at me when waiter asks if the slime bowl "will be for the whole table"

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

lunch 🍠🥚🥚🍪🍪

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

person and their pet weekend gabapentin retreat

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:39 UTC

lmao. i always wonder what 'perfect' criticism would be. i guess curation. something that expands the readers world, doesn't shrink it

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

walking into starbucks with 20 person line, shouting "the usual!", and throwing my things down on a sticky table

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

"My husband said to me after eating a bite, “this is deceivingly delicious!” I told him there was a secret ingredient in it that gave it some extra zing."

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

if only we could go back and warn them

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

DJ hit me with that food for thought

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:43 UTC

the 'serious' stuff that goes viral on here is so embarrassing

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

PhD in Necromancy OR high school diploma and 150 years of undead practice

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

hateful

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

we've all had that day we had to say goodbye to our swamp water..

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

awesome!!

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:24 UTC

life-expectancy lowering headlines

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

all that's left a few ghosts whispering "lol" and "ough"

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

hudson valley/catskills area is so weird. too much psychic energy bouncing around

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

smelling everyone's hair and fingers for gunpowder residue

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

oh lord they gave jody a sparkler

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

bringing threads over is such a good joke lol

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

joe biden step down the next prsident is here

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

for fireworks it's pretty localized i guess. purpleair also has higher PM2.5 numbers than EPA sensors, so their 250 might be EPA 150 or something

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

low wind + fireworks==extremely low air quality in twin cities metro. check your area at map.purpleair.com

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

There is a plant that grows.

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

ancient god of 12 hour rains i call on you..☔🛐

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

had a dream it was first day on job at recycling center (which was in middle of national forest campground, lots of ponderosas). was sorting next to someone with experience and we got to my house's recycling which was not clean/incorrect materials and it all got thrown in trash. i kept quiet

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

Death Ray Connected

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

✋

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

oh lord this place has the 🧃

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

did not realize how crispy virginia and carolinas have been getting this past month

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

wow canned bev innovations continue apace. happy 4th villein!

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sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

biden asks governors for additional 15g of dietary fiber a day and "someone to press on his belly every once in a while"

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