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Ivan Hernandez
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also played first chapter of case of the golden idol and oh that's a must for weirdos
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Writer and podcaster somehow ivanhernandezonline dot com
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Ivan Hernandez
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also played first chapter of case of the golden idol and oh that's a must for weirdos
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Ivan Hernandez
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finished jedi survivor, appreciate last boss was low-key fight since only like 20% ever finish a game and vader is last multi-hour beat your ass encounter, it may have gotten me into animation-locked combat after years and now i'm playing monster hunter rise aka weeb hunter
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Ivan Hernandez
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i appreciate the inclusion demonstrated by Yoga with Adriene's "Yoga for People with Huge Testicles" series
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Boars, Gore, and Swords
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Big battles are back, baby! As Westeros goes to war, @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk fire resistance, witches' brews, talking heads, fallen kings, daytime sieges, and dragon on dragon combat. #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd boarsgoreandswords.com/2024/07/08/h...
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Ivan Hernandez
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the economy is so bad saucy dames don’t say “hey big spender” no more
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ya sci-fi novel update: SECOND DRAFT FINISHED. the first half took like four months and required a near total rewrite and the second i hit 30k words it turned to smooth sailing baby, writing is the dumbest thing in the world. it's now good instead of bad! wild stuff!!!!
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Ivan Hernandez
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oh so it's time to fight a sixty year old huh
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how do you think talking like this makes you look
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teach your dog scared of fireworks intersectional praxis and play them the unabridged audiobook of howard zinn's a people's history of the united states
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horror creep thoughts: -in a violent nature: enjoyed "what if friday the 13th 2 but terrence malick" gimmick, really gnarly kills -interview with the vampire pilot: immediately on board, he punched through that priest's head, damn!! bogo! -uninstalled re2 remake because i'm a baby lol
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War looms in Westeros as we hit episode three of House of the Dragon. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk flipping Harrenhal, mutually assured dragons, general forgiveness, intense flirting, and the bar-going experience. #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd boarsgoreandswords.com/2024/06/30/h...
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Ivan Hernandez
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i believe every presidential term should be six years but they only get one and at the end they're torn apart by a pack of wolves
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It's the big night! I hope they both die.
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new episode finally somebody remembered that swordfights are cool
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Ivan Hernandez
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We’re watching hotd even though i could be playing persona 3 reload
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Our Fallout watch concludes the series as @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com invite the great Alexandria Love back to talk dropped bombs, brains in jars, infinite energy, corporate malfeasance, and a future in New Vegas. boarsgoreandswords.com/2024/06/11/f...
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Ivan Hernandez
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The First Annual Ivan Hernandez Incel/Femcel Community Mixer has predictably ended in violence
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the only AI i'm interested in is saying "ay, i'm walking here!!" to the car that's about to hit me
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ya sci-fi novel update: finally hit 30k on second draft, we are halfway home. had to jettison... eighty to ninety percent of the original text? the back half should survive better. also i'm approximately 10k words ahead of the same point in the first draft, which came in 1k under
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we're nearing the end of our fallout watch so grab some CRAM and get listening
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women are beautiful... mysterious... hiding in the shadows... circling around you... readying their dagger to backstab with a 10x multiplier
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doing yoga with adriene's thirty days of yoga and it's so sad to see the views go lower with each day especially because if you make it to day thirty she teaches how to go down on yourself
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oh great i gained akashic knowledge of my next turn on the sacred wheel of reincarnation and i’m a barnacle with anxiety
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i do not support the carceral state except in cases where it is extremely funny
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watched perfect blue (yes as a washed millennial anime guy i should have seen it on vhs in 2004) and an important part of film is the environment of watching it so a youtube rip with spanish subtitles really contributed to the destabilizing atmosphere youtu.be/OvgoGj_G8cw?...
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i would hope my friends would be happy for my acquisition of power armor
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silvia moreno-garcia - silver nitrate: mixes mexican film industry with occultism, enjoyed despite not being scared kept nodding at all the real life occult stuff like ah yes the thule society victor lavalle - lone women: okay now here's some good late western era monster horror
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audiobooks i've finished recently thanks to the Libby app and the multnomah public library system emma cline - the guest: kind of points at being a ripley-esque social climber thriller but the protagonist has too little drive to actually be effective, enjoyed cline's writing tho
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at one point furiosa was going to be a direct to video anime movie spin-off of a western property at the last possible time when those were economically viable and not swallowed up by streaming which makes the live action furiosa automatically a ten in my eyes (like all women)
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i don't need to rewatch fury road before furiosa because i lived it
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Evil Does Not Exist? Ryusuke Hamaguchi never met my ex-wife!!!
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they waited until i paid a twelve dollar service fee for the mannequin pussy concert to break up ticketmaster
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somebody was the first person to be sent ass via DMs on here and only the mods know
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come and get your flaps
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I opened the latest issue of Beautiful Women Quarterly and there was a multi-page advertorial feature about you ;)))
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we're watching the rest of Fallout tv now eat some bugs
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of course women are choosing the bear he wears a tie and has a career in freelance pic-a-nic baskets
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it's been almost a decade but i can finally enjoy a fallout production as a single player
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Ivan Hernandez
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come for the podcast stay for tokugawa ieyasu's seven emotions
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unicorn overlord! a great tactical strategy video game in the vein of ogre battle! also the entire game takes place on one overworld map and it is stunning!
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HAPPEY 4/20 MF - dashare.zone ADMIN
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As we reach the explosive penultimate episode of Shōgun, @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk permits, closed matters, seconds, grunts, and shinobi. boarsgoreandswords.com/2024/04/16/s...
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Ivan Hernandez
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the most undignified condiment to spurt out of a sealed container onto your shirt... honey mustard
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i enjoyed fallout tv and compliments to the casting director for picking actors who all look like they came fresh out of the character creator
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new pod for all my vassals
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if you hit block and ignore on enough instagram ads you end up getting the Ketamine Phoenix
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new episode of Titles, Swords, and Fiefs (TSaF) is up
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Our Shōgun watch enters the Willow World with episode six. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk lesbian tension, the theatre, polearms, behinds, courtesans, and CRIMSON SKY. boarsgoreandswords.com/2024/03/28/s...
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did you know? single men are twenty five percent more likely to be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs than married men
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women love to say things like "are you near the old, abandoned well?" and "come closer to the old, abandoned well" and "look deep into the old, abandoned well" and "lean your center of gravity into the old, abandoned well" and
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