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Karen Geier@karengeier.com |
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Horsey sauce enthusiast. Legendary demi hottie li’l 🌳 on Twitter
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Karen Geier
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. Focused. Flourishing.
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Sheriff piss cannot be defeated
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Love to be dog ass tired at 10 pm lol
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How I found out Colombia qualified for the final: a huge truck festooned with a dozen flags was tooling around at Clair Avenue honking like they were trying to raise the dead. Good for them
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Huge if true
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My hair is fighting for its goddamned life out there today. I just had to put hairspray on, something I can’t stand to do
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Doesn’t the tail get stuck in the vacuum cleaner
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That’s right
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None of you are allowed to give the malocchio to my pottery
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A finished chip n dip. Please be nice, haters go the left, etc
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Forgot to snap a pic last night but I’m building a slow feeding dog bowl for pee-wee and last night I put the little zig zags inside it
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lol
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The amount of business decisions that are made because someone reads an article on a plane or their teen child tells them something would shock a lot of people
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One of the owners of the gay bakery had surgery and they have been making a bunch of content out of it. Also: congrats to the team
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I feel like seeing parts 1 and 2 are going to be integral to understanding this
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Turns out bitcoin mining causes Havana Syndrome
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Song of the summer is CupcakKe’s Little Red Riding Good and it’s not even close
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Barb and Star is gay cinema. I don’t make the rules
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The Friday night instructor subbed in for the Tuesday night instructor so it was all gay music at pottery tonight
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Tesla is just LuLaRoe for streets
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Always talk to your cab drivers! I’m getting the entire history of the dish Kitfo right now and it’s fascinating
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Top 10 emotional release when that happens
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He only does the crime while he’s waiting to get more covid
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This is real youtu.be/_KqpF-VUyB4?...
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Back on my bullshit (thinking about the fictionalized French Canadian Celine Dion biopic where the actress plays every age of Celine including when she’s 12)
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I made a roast beef sandwich and now the dog is licking horseradish off the knife. What a weirdo
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Jimmy Pesto had plead guilty to his role in the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol
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Today LinkedIn asked me if I would like to connect to a person I worked with a long time ago and the primary memory I have is of walking in on them in a bathroom at a work party lol
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Mathematically, someone out there has named their dog Kevin
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Ate a medically ill advised amount of cured sausage today
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They look spicy but they are not
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Jimmy Nardello pepper update: sickos.jpg
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There needs to be an app that can tell you the route of a walk that’s mostly shade. I have a black curly dog and this info is important
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Not the most summery question but: what are the best compression socks out there (not for sports, just for walkin around with veins)
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Summer is a time where you seem to run out of red wine vinegar all the time
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One of the best replies on twitter when someone is being a shit lord in your replies is to ask them how family court is going
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People get mad at me for this take but I have an even more controversial one: I don’t think challah makes the best French toast. I think it’s too heavy
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Do not say brioche to me. I do not care for burgers on brioche. Love a potato roll. Love a kings Hawaiian but miss me with brioche
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Hamburgers with regular buns vs hamburgers on a Kaiser bun
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Folks I’m having a blue slush puppie and it’s goddamned delightful
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Dance like nobody’s watching at the Pit Pony Club
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My Jimmy nardello peppers are nearly ripe
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No I was told I just had to cut off a stem past a node and dip in rooting hormone
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DVD commentary track
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If anyone has tips on using rooting hormone for propagation please let me know
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No. What I’m saying is: if you do a lot of exercise and don’t want to hurt the next day, 2 aspirin before bed after exercise will prevent the leg pain the next day
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Legs feeling ouch
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Next time take 2 aspirin (if you can tolerate aspirin) before you go to bed and it will reduce that inflammatory response
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That’s called cold brew
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