Karen Geier

Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

He’s holding a bone saw, not a knife

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Does anyone know for a fact that Elon Musk can vote

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

I enjoyed them

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

When you definitely weren’t doing anything

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

People keep focusing on the diarrhea in that Gwyneth Paltrow Hamptons party story and they’re ignoring the culprit is being referred to as a “socialite and celebrity hanger-on” lol

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

Sickos.jpg

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

@jessehawken.bsky.social @milesklee.bsky.social you seen this? You heard of this?

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

It’s a @murderxbryan.bsky.social level scrutiny of flubs

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Not even weighing in on Biden but if you saw an 81 year old butcher working at a store you’d be like damn should he have a knife that sharp

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

It’s so funny how as a society we’ve decided the only way forward for the economy is to give 26 year old rapists all the investment money and elect octogenarians to the most demanding job on earth

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

If a restaurant has pickles as a side dish and it comes in a small and large, you get the large

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

Obsessed with the guy on TikTok who cuts dough in any weight based on comments and checks his work on a scale

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Boy oh boy am I glad I’m not in toronto tonight

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Ronaldo has never been known for his pullout game

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

I think France is better than they’re playing today but probably

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Euro 2024 🤝 Asia let’s find out which country is the best: France or Portugal

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Settling this particular match with PKs is lol

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

People putting out substitutions for Biden

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Vyvanse out here trying to ruin my iron stomach

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

Nearly threw up because I didn’t eat lunch today. Thanks Vyvanse

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

People shouldn’t be worried about newsom for that. They should be worried about him for being a shit lord

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Between the Gaiman story and the Biden story everyone is giving their therapy speak a great workout

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:59 UTC

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

TSN advertising the World Cup in Canada as if anyone who has lived through a large sporting event here wants this. Fuck off

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Eating a hamburger in a bowl with a spoon and pretending that’s what they do in Europe

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

Refilling the dog’s frog toy with squeakers and I’ve always laughed at when you have to put the one in the head because you have to fold it and it reminds me of having to demonstrate the diaphragm

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Yes gimme the rat beef

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Let me say this as clearly and simply as I can: I'm having a Big Beef and Cheddar

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

Pee-wee has to get a new jersey

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Well fick dich

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Imagine giving a shit about this

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

This was always going to be an uphill battle but come on

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Good lord you dipshits

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Watching the DFB bottle it

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

I’m fucking HOLLERIN at this game

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

I asked Chris Moise (councillor for the village) why nobody got back to me and got this turd of an email

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Keir Starmer is probably going to fund an all new wing of the police called the Gender Task Force or some horseshit as his first move in office

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

My condolences to Baga Chipz who must be having the worst night of her life tonight

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

A nut

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:24 UTC

What if nobody should be president. Just take a year off

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

Me after 1 beer: “so the interesting thing about that point in history is…” Me after 2 beers: ok so the first automatic knitting machine was essentially the world’s first computer…” Me after 3 beers: “kombucha is basically poop juice”

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

I keep that thang on me

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