Jakemi's avatar

Jakemi

@jakemi.bsky.social

116 followers 143 following 182 posts

aka Jak/Shorts | 27 | red pand | 🏳️‍🌈 gay demisexual | he/him | Seattle | medicine | minors DNI 🔞 | profile: gato_iberico | banner: ellixonn

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

it's officially hot pand summer. in my toasty 83F room, eating spicy hot soup. what have I done

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

electric chair to people who blast music out of their speakers at furry conventions

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

why does it feel like I scared a guy away by showing them my fursuit pics :’)

2 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

my clothes were spinning halfway through the washer cycle… only for me to realize I didnt put in any detergent 🫠

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

kept typing :3 and uwu and c: so many times only to delete them when trying to respond to normie friends, oh lord

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

oh god 😭 keeps life interesting ig right??

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

sorry, your mental health is too stable to match my freak

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

so much social activity over the weekend and now it’s work week aaaaaaæ

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

this is when you sue them for cheating

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

him: “I’ll do you” me: 😳😳😳 him: “one better” me: 🙄

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Reposted by Jakemi

Reposted by Jakemi

Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram's avatar Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay
[ View ]

Kenket just dropped a link to a big archive of Blotch artwork, I’m in love

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

5 replies 117 reposts 362 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

brought my salad to work but left my stupid salad dressing 😭 lowkey about to fall apart

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

I left my broken heart at your apartment straight from the tortured pands department

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes

Reposted by Jakemi

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

dating requirement: MUST put up and accept my eternal obsession with taylor swift

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

totally forgot it was father’s day today, so I’m at this hawaiian restaurant overrun by families each with a loving, present father 😀

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

washington state is so ugly, definitely do not visit here 🙄😒😤 (it started snowing at the end of it, it was amazing)

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

time for a birthday hike this weekend 🥰

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

making pesto cuz it's green so it must be healthy, right?? 🥰💚

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

that’s amazingly detailed, wow!! great job Socks!

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

Idk what's happened to me but I absolutely feel electric, just highly motivated and chipper!! Let's keep this GOING!!! 👏

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

OMG I love Number One Popstar lmaoooo

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

does not compute, does not compute

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

i’m hella living for it but at the same time this pand has to stop the unintentionally never-ending snacking 😭

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

i am in a vicious cycle of having too many leftover chips, so i get salsa, then i have too much salsa and get more chips, now i have chips left so now i am getting guac. help

3 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

not me going to sleep so early on a saturday night to work overtime sunday at 8 am 😭 we stay busy making that paper ig

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by Jakemi

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

I’m so boywife material

3 replies 0 reposts 9 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

lool well I guess I should be thankful!

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

they called me to reschedule cuz my go-to guy isn't in :') and I was like ok that's fine, and then I got the notif that it's somewhere else nearby the center.. lolol wish me luck

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

help they moved my hiv/sti testing appointment from the lgbtq center to a gay sauna sex club?!??

3 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

this is not copium, this is pure despair

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

doing a psychoanalysis on your posts and likes to see if you match my freak ✨

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

I feel a sense of being “stuck” but not sure how or why, just kind of waiting for time to pass by, and I don’t like it

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

thanks! :3 I like to think I have a good eye for artists! ☺️

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

get you a man who loves you, and is great at *loving* you

🎨 by @/brownfoxad on twt

#nsfw #furryart

2 replies 1 reposts 7 likes

Reposted by Jakemi

🔞 Daddys Girl 🔞 's avatar 🔞 Daddys Girl 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social
[ View ]

if you ever need to get over a man, just imagine the state of his bathroom! imagine the piss ring on the bottom of the toilet seat, imagine the pathetic leftover sliver of Irish spring in the shower , imagine the hand soap bottle refilled with water and the crusty shredded towel, you'll feel better

5 replies 5 reposts 38 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

hey guys I'm taken <3 to the psych ward <3 <3 <3

2 replies 0 reposts 7 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

a friend and I are venting to each other, call it turn-based trauma dumping

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

three months in mealprepping the same salad for the work week and I’m not tired of it, I finally made it in life

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

wait ok I did better the later half lmao but still 🫠

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

bro all my throws are DIAGONAL 😭😭😭 I hate bowling

2 replies 0 reposts 8 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

🏳️‍🌈👉👈🏳️‍🌈

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈 who wants to be hella gay with me 😳

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

we could be making hot buttery love in the wonderbed, but you're still playing

1 replies 1 reposts 9 likes

Reposted by Jakemi

Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD's avatar Doc Wolverine, A weasel with a threatening aura, MD @doctorwolverine.bsky.social
[ View ]

Some days it really is like this:

21 replies 174 reposts 892 likes

Jakemi's avatar Jakemi @jakemi.bsky.social
[ View ]

flirting game is on point until it’s with a guy I’m crushing on… smh

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes