Vaush 🇵🇸

Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 09:04 UTC

Ironing the wrinkles out of a nice shirt and running my hand along the warm, smooth fabric really does light up every single neuron in my tiny brain

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 20:51 UTC

GOT THEM ADDIES WE BALL

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 16:45 UTC

Got absolutely no sleep, feel like absolute dogshit. But I think I was able to fill my adderall prescription. Boy dinner is back on the fucking menu lads

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 11:02 UTC

Saw someone cute on Grindr and decided to check their linked twitter before messaging, only to see they follow me. Absolutely gut wrenching, dodged the biggest bullet imaginable. No taste at all

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 10:58 UTC

What’s up I should be asleep

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 25, 2023 at 09:58 UTC

With twitter circles dying I have no choice but to use this platform to whine about Grindr and threaten to start exercising again

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 23:07 UTC

How is any of this edgy

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 23:05 UTC

This is whorephobic, streamers are the biggest whores of all

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 23:00 UTC

He’s hitler

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:59 UTC

Wow you really do need to seek therapy

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:55 UTC

You haven’t blocked yet

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:52 UTC

The dream of socialists everywhere

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:52 UTC

Seek therapy

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:47 UTC

You replied to me. Thus interacting with me. Are you feeling okay?

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:44 UTC

You can make it so you never have to see me in this website again, but you have to hit the block button first

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:43 UTC

Well yeah that would be pretty weird but I mostly meant the money and getting to work from home

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:39 UTC

It bothers me a bit, but it’s hard to feel too bad about the smears when I’ve otherwise been so fortunate.

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:34 UTC

I’ll google it!

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:33 UTC

If by “tons of articles” you mean “nebulous cloud of smears from people who despise me”, then yeah, that’s a pretty easy position to arrive at if those smears are obviously incorrect.

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:24 UTC

Well, it would definitely be a good exercise routine.

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:23 UTC

Of course. I’m sorry for not taking your lazy, “too cool to care” style of personal degradation more seriously, I’ll work on being a softer target in the future

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:21 UTC

Yeah, but that’s a low bar! And the *trails* might be fine, but getting around downtown or some parts of Queen Anne on a bike looking fucking terrifying. Not to mention the inclines around capital hill. I just don’t trust my athleticism that much

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:18 UTC

Yes, that is true.

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:15 UTC

I’d genuinely try for a bicycle if the infrastructure was better (and Seattle wasn’t so fucking hilly)

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:14 UTC

There’s not much of a relationship between your attitude towards me and reality, so I might as well just play along with it. It’s not like this affects me in any way. Plus I’m sick at the moment so I can’t even stream

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:10 UTC

Just haven’t gotten around to it. And I’m not much of a car guy anyway

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:09 UTC

This is why the left always loses, they don’t plan anything out

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:07 UTC

You could lock me in the car but I’d still have to drive, my car is kind of run down

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 22:05 UTC

Wait, are you driving? You can’t drive me car, I’d have to drive

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:57 UTC

They were right

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:53 UTC

No I don’t think it’s that loud but I can hear podcasts clearly over the din of highway traffic

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:48 UTC

I think my car has a cd player but I normally just play music on my phone speaker

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:44 UTC

I like Red Vines

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:43 UTC

Would you at least leave my favorite music on

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:43 UTC

Apparently there’s a kind of licorice that helps with acid reflux. Can’t hurt to try

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:42 UTC

God help me but I’ve done some research and I’m gonna try an herbal remedy for my cough, apparently sometimes herbs have medicine in them and it’s not all bullshit

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:39 UTC

How did you misinterpret my post twice and in two separate ways I’m saying you guys are failing to be mean enough to me, maybe reading comprehension is what’s actually holding the left back

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:24 UTC

Oh well fuck that guy then

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:21 UTC

The question is, who is Erick Erickson and how can I dethrone him

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Vaush 🇵🇸 @vaush.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2023 at 21:21 UTC

So you’re complaining about having to see my posts when you deliberately sought me out to communicate with me And of course I eat ass it’s 2023

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