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US lawyer. Lived in 日本, NL, France, now UK. Motorbikes, cricket, opera, etc. He/him. Jew.


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He’s now reached more major-tournament finals than all other England men’s managers combined How much worse does it have to get before the FA does something?

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I've been consistent about this throughout the tournament: Gareth Southgate has to be fired.

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Every time you mention Billy James Hargis, I remember Calvin Trillin saying he "could bore the eyeballs right out of your head." (Trillin said Birchers & the like prevailed, when they did, by going on & on until everyone else got tired & gave up)

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I speak as a lawyer: this checks out.

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The truck has two sides. I think one each would be good. It'll help if "Project 2025" becomes a known phrase.

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I used to be in the SDNY Bankruptcy Court pretty often. It was a while ago, though after the Golden Age when the official language there was said to be Yiddish. Anyway, if the judges there now are like the ones I was in front of, if Giuliani's outbursts achieve anything, it won't be good.

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Sigh. Oh, well, bring on the bad Armada puns in the tabloid headlines.

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The way they feed off each other, with ideas moving and metastasizing from law journals to think-tank publications to judicial opinions & back again, is really quite an intellectual ferment. It's like living in Edinburgh during the Scottish Enlightenment—in a parallel evil universe.

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Me, too. But…<gestures at the entirety of US history>.

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A "great minds" reply, the subtext of which is that if *you're* saying it, I must have been onto something

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Why stop there? Why not have Ronald Reagan come back from the dead, claim the Democratic nomination, & inspire the repeal of the 22nd Amendment before the election?

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One thing about English being the hegemonic language is that sports commentators in other languages can sprinkle English into their commentary Anyway, the Dutch radio commentators have been using the English words "the English toe" about the offside that canceled the goal

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I just don't know how the city can survive without Frank Pembleton

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As I understand it, there was reason to think PR might elect GOP senators. It's not clearcut, the way it is that DC would go Democratic, but that is my (barely informed) recollection.

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I blame the Tories

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The modern Democratic Party cannot succeed without the support of Black women. What they think matters *way* more than what Bret Stephens, or even George Clooney, thinks.

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Don't ask me to explain the Dutch anthem or why it mentions two other countries (Germany & Spain) but not the Netherlands I could. I just don't want to.

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I want to watch tonight's match in proper Dutch fashion So now I'm trying to find a place that delivers Indonesian food to my neighborhood

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They don't need a presumption. It's definitional.

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If he died, he'd be lionized and treated as a martyr who died fighting Wokery. They'd build statues. They'd rename the GOP after him. Conservatives would get teary-eyed talking about him in speeches for decades. On balance, I think I can live with all that.

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I'm genuinely ambivalent about tonight's match, even though I've supported Oranje for more than 35 years I'm worried about whether the English people, of whom I'm quite fond & amongst whom I live, are emotionally prepared to deal with either victory or defeat

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Someone on the evening news should read, deadpan & verbatim, a couple of paragraphs of a Trump transcript every night

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They need to ask a white male statistics professor whether this is evidence of anything

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What the fuck is a “powerful death penalty?” Does he mean the electric chair, as opposed to methods that don’t depend on the power grid? Can you execute somebody weakly? WTF is wrong with this man’s brain?

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Coincidentally

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Whenever they mess with Birdcage Walk, chaos ensues. The structure of the road network around Buck House is so delicate that everything collapses if anything goes wrong.

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I’m sorry for my friend’s inconvenience, but: I love this country

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Hmm. You don’t SOUND like a columnist. Are you sure?

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Dispatch to the Homeland There are no typos in this post No, seriously

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Which doesn’t mean that, if you think Biden should be replaced, you should change your mind. Just something to consider in the strategic mix.

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If Trump loses, 10 bucks says the litigation to overturn the result will claim irregularities in the Dem nomination process (even if Biden is the nominee). It’ll be frivolous, but whatever. Before the election, it’ll be an article of MAGA faith that the Dem nominee is illegitimate.

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I wish we’d had these for the softball team the great appellate advocate Cate Stetson organized in our courthouse when we were in our youth

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Being who I am, I guess it’s no surprise that I’m not very impressed with the quotes from those in the “LFI is worse than RN” camp. I do sympathize with the guy from the Jewish left. But I’m posting this because you might find the article interesting, whether or not you respond to it as I did.

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In four hours, we’ll know whether it’s 1588 or 1648* that Spain’s male footballers will have to reenact *Also 2010. Be prepared for Nigel de Jong to trend.

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With authoritarians, I think it becomes worse. Not just “Trump is immune,” but “if you’re in the SA, you can beat people up & burn their property with impunity.” And I think you’re right that access to that in-group appeals greatly to a lot of people.

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I think so, which is one reason I agree with Akiva’s general point about limited government. If you have rules that you enforce only against some people, it’s a big problem. Which isn’t to say that, because the criminal justice system is racist, we should get rid of *all* criminal laws.

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Better than if my parents voted for the Orange One

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And people wonder why I consider myself a refugee

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I had not heard of that story

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They’re not just left-most. They’re also BIPOC, which may be a more significant cause of why they think Biden/Harris is the ticket to stick with. I’m with them, BTW.

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That screenshot is, I believe, when she proved her chops by portraying Robert Picardo as the Doctor. It was uncanny.

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There must be a term in linguistics or semiotics for the phenomenon by which that slogan would have made me more wary

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Meant to say “tree costume,” but this works, too

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Reminds me of when my wife would put on her tree cutting and…but I’ve said too much already

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I’m at a cafe that carries products of the Paisley Drinks Co. In perusing the offerings, I came across ginger beer. I decided not to risk it.

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That’s the role: sour Yorkshireman. Boycott inherited it from Trueman.

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And, as everyone discovered last week, it’s fucking HILARIOUS. What’s not to like?

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So, sundown-to-sundown, Friday & Saturday?

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As a Dutch supporter, what I remember is the widespread disgust expressed in Dutch media and in fan-on-the-street interviews. Losing to Spain was no disgrace. But playing the way they did was.

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I'm not, and it's a real "what was he thinking" moment. If he's got form, as the Brits say, this really calls for the disciplinary folks working for the Appellate Division at least to take a look.

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