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❌ I’m in a slough of despond
✅ I’m in a freshwater marsh of sadness
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My son just: 1) called me “bruh” and 2) beat me in a game of HORSE, I’m both dying of proud laughter and also a little shook about what the future has in store
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We know the man often suffered from the shits, so yeah, I'm inclined to agree
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New Tides of History: The Rise of China's Warring States. One of the world's first eras of mass-mobilization warfare saw armies of hundreds of thousands of men wiping out state after state until only one - Qin - would remain to rule all of China. art19.com/shows/tides-...
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Working on a bit about Otzi the Iceman as a short king with a skullet
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New Tides of History: Confucius and His Age. Confucius is one of the most famous and influential thinkers in all of human history, but who was he, and what did he teach? And how did his age - the closing years of the Spring and Autumn period - shape him? art19.com/shows/tides-...
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The “NO CHILD LABOR” notice on this children’s soccer ball has me asking a lot of questions already answered by the “NO CHILD LABOR” notice
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Like hell yeah brother I can imagine the gods coming and sitting and hanging out with me if I say the right words while I’m buzzing on ephedra
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If you want to have a really fascinating experience that will bring you closer to the human past, I strongly recommend reading early texts - Homer, the Rigveda, the Epic of Gilgamesh - under the influence of some kind of intoxicant, to really capture the vibe of the performance.
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It speaks directly to my soul
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Buddy I love everything about this
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It did take them an extraordinarily long time to order. We’ve all been there
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As much as I respect the move of smoking a fat J while going through the McDonald’s drive through I wish the people in front of me were working with something better than ditch weed
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There's a correct way to do this unholy thing, and it's to spiral-cut the hot dog and arrange it in circular fashion above the hamburger patty
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The hogs love the slop
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Classic of the genre
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I learned about the concept of poison pills from spending too much time caring about NFL contracts in the mid 2000s and now I understand all deal-making through a framework that features Hall of Fame offensive guard Steve Hutchinson
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Reading for the next couple of episodes of Tides of History: South Asia from the fall of the Indus Valley Civilization to the dawn of the Iron Age.
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New Tides of History - China in the Eastern Zhou: Spring and Autumn. Spring and Autumn (771-481 BC) marked the high point of both political fragmentation and aristocratic power in early China, and everything that came afterward was a reaction to it. art19.com/shows/tides-...
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I cracked up when I saw that.
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New essay: Ordinary People Do Terrible Things. The perpetrators of history’s atrocities weren’t a special group of evil sadists, but utterly average bakers, truck drivers, and laborers who made up the unremarkable mainstream of their societies.
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Bill Walton is in fine form tonight, rhapsodizing about the wonders of Colorado, the majesty of the buffalo, and the Pac 12
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New Tides of History: Venice through the Ages, from Salt-Panners to Maritime Empire to Tourism - Interview with Professor Dennis Romano. Romano's new book, "Venice: The Remarkable History of the Lagoon City," is my favorite single volume on Venice. art19.com/shows/tides-...
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