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Comics? On the INTERNET?? On WWW DOT BSKY DOT APP??

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oh it's not personal, i recoil from a TON of things

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the Disagreement Nexus

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"get the hell outta my face": boring, cliche, unspecific. "get the hell out of my observable universe": exciting, asks questions and suggests the answers to them, promotes science literacy and science awareness

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if you were alone in the oceanic pole of inaccessibility, there would be times where the closest people would be those passing over above you on the international space station! pretty sweet! for certain definitions of "sweet"!!

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every time i have had occasion to shout "oh no, frig!! my money!!" i have not enjoyed it. to be quite honest, i would appreciate it if i never again had a situation in which i felt compelled to shout "oh no, frig!! my money!!"

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one teaspoon of MASS is less deadly, but the trick with a teaspoon of volume is it would catastrophically decompress. that's how you make things extra deadly: make sure the word "catastrophically" can be slid in there somewhere

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And so Sherlock retired back to his house, did some average drugs, and had an average sleep. and they were all, again, pretty good, honestly probably much actually better than what you'd think based on how i wrote about them just now

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it is inarguable that meat pile is a degenerate case of burger

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you've heard of the brown note, well get ready for the yellow punchline, and -- wait, you HAVEN'T heard of the brown note? oh. oh, you are in for a TREAT

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shoot for sleeping on the moon, if you miss you'll at least be sleeping among the stars. and by that yes i do mean you'll be dead in the frozen vacuum of space

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those three interests are "batman", "talking about batman", and "thinking about what i'll express when i can next talk about batman"

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kangaroos can pause a pregnancy until their current joey is out of the pouch. pretty handy move for the harried kangaroo mom

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no need to know my wife's phone number; if anything goes wrong i guess i'll just dial an out-of-service number for a then 15-year-old who i lost contact with when he moved away over a third of a century ago

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i'm down for pretty much anything. it's like how it says in the third verse of my jingle. also the refrain

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after being exposed to cosmic rays a second time, t-rex loses his superpower, and he's like "oh that's fine"

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when i say "forever" i'm only referring to data that you either don't need or actively want gone. data you actually care about will disappear in seconds and somehow be fully unrecoverable. this is due to an ancient and planet-wide curse that cannot be lifted.

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<what if batman was also a starfleet officer> <oh crap, now i have to clear my entire schedule to think about this, gosh darn it>

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i'm william shakespeare and i FAMOUSLY come up with my OWN ideas largely by plagiarizing stories from the PAST, not the future!! forsooth!!

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are we supposed to just believe the coincidence that Mr and Ms Vision-Lady named their daughter "Laser" and THEN she got laser powers? please.

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being publicly embarrassed supersizes my suffering so i must request that everyone knock it off

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HE WAS JUST TRYING TO REACH OUT AND CONNECT WITH ME BY TRYING HIS BEST TO FEIGN A SHARED INTEREST! unforgivable

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so for writing this comic I DID SOME RESEARCH and it turns out the "batusi" dance that Batman does in the 60s show is actually a gag on a then-popular dance called the Watusi! this is a scandal - Batman took an existing thing that was ALREADY THERE and just added "bat" to the front of it! ...Wait

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when the earth is swallowed by the sun nobody will know that I spent some time full-on being sad. they will never know that for several minutes i was just raw dogging malaise over here

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and don't get me started about our ORBITAL POSITION, folks. they call where we are the 'goldilocks zone' as if to make fun of their OWN explanation that earth just happens to be "not to cold, and not too hot". They're LAUGHING at us!

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To die stupid, to sleep stupid; To sleep, perchance to dream stupid - ay, there's the rub: For in that stupid sleep of death what stupid dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this stupid mortal coil, must give us a stupid amount of pause

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please rest assured that your genitals are neato too. you can AND MUST make your way through the world with the confidence of someone with Neato Genitals Energy

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stop, you fool! you're building a world far too quickly and far too awesome! no narrative will ever live up to it!!

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imagine having a bunch of organs but one of them can get depressed. for many today, this is no mere hypothetical

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as far as last words go "SHEESH!" is an all-timer: appropriate in every circumstance yet still infused with relatable humility and charm; the final bon mot of the true connoisseur

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see, there's your problem: sherlock holmes is just a single ordinary man with the strength of just one single ordinary man

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forget going bankrupt slowly at first and then all at once: the best bankruptcies happen mid-sentence

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a poster with a picture of the earth and the words "OUCH! I'VE ONLY EVER DATED PEOPLE FROM THIS PLANET"

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