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Iβve hired hundreds of people but I would never hire a felon - why the fuck would I vote for one?
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Iβve hired hundreds of people but I would never hire a felon - why the fuck would I vote for one?
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Politics is like riding a bus. You catch a bus that takes you close to where you want, then you switch busses for one that gets you closer. If you don't hop on the Biden bus youβll get pushed onto the Trump bus going 90 mph in the opposite direction and heading for a cliff.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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The Unwritten Rules of Journalism: #1: Republicans Don't Get Blamed. # 2: Democrats Don't Get Credit.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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If you put Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain in a bird it would fly backwards.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I love how Mike Johnson has software on his phone to keep from doing porn but goes down to Mar-a-Lago to hatch plots with a convicted felon who fucked a stripper while his wife and newborn were at home.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I date a good number of Republican men and that number is zero.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Unsure, coincidence I guess.
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I just canβt believe that any woman married this diaper sniper.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Wondering if the Supreme Court will be leaving a flaming steamer on Americaβs doorstep before ringing the doorbell and running off for vacation this Friday.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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If anyone would like a follow-back, just say something complimentary about me in the replies and Iβll see what I can do.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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The upside to Steve Bannon going to prison is he can lose 100 pounds and take a shower for the first time in years.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Itβs impossible to plan for the Fall because it could be either Autumn or the fall of civilization.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Bible salesman to defend 34 felony convictions on live TV tonight.
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Dude with a Rolex and wedding band canβt get a girlfriend and itβs Bidenβs fault.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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On my flight back to DC both pilots are women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term βcockpit,β was appropriate. We decided to call it a βclitpit,β which also makes it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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If the Supreme Court rules Trump had immunity Joe should have Seal Team Six meet Donald in the parking lot before the debate.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Age is the least interesting thing about Trump and the most interesting thing about Joe Biden. Now, if Biden raped some women, cheated on his taxes, caught 88 felonies indictments and was convicted of 34 of them, the media might not think Joeβs age was all that interesting.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Imagine being the face of the βMy Wife Shouldnβt Be Allowed To Leave Meβ movement.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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The kid from Scranton who kicked the ass of the bully from Queens.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I like men who think about the future and I don't mean just drinking pineapple juice before a date.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I will Kevin.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Posted to Twitter. They miss you there.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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To quote Britt, βEnough is enough.β
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural, If the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If the neighbors ignore you, it's urban. If your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Went to Starbucks this morning and asked the barista for her mildest roast and she said my hair would look better with highlights.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Iβm not that familiar with this platform yet Murph .
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Iβm pretty sure no one reads my posts on bsky.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-Oβs and it was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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[text from boyfriend] BF: "I got hit by a car today. Paula brought me to the hospital and they're doing X-rays but so far I have some broken ribs, a broken arm, a fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot." Me: "Who's Paula?"
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Boy, if I had a nipple for every time Trump told a lie.
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Muslims donβt recognize Jews as God's chosen people, Jews donβt recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants donβt recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Evangelicals donβt recognize each other at Hooters.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Jordan and Comer say Hunter Biden wasn't qualified to be on Burisma's board because he isn't an energy expert so can someone please tell me why Nikki Haley was on Boeing's board?
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Color name: Coup Klux Tan.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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The media is very biased. A good example is when Michelle Obama gave a speech and the media loved it, but then went total apeshit when Melania Trump gave the exact same speech.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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I hate it when people humble brag about where they went to college. I have this friend who went to Harvard and she just won't shut up about it. She's always been like that, even when we were in college together.
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A couple weeks ago I noticed a sign on the road that said "Republican puppies for saleβ and then today the sign said "Democrat puppies for sale. I stopped and asked the breeder why the puppies changed parties and he said, βWell, maβam they have their eyes open now."
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Thank you! Followed all!!!
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The difference between Melania and Lady Justice is that Lady Justice is still coming for Donald.
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There arenβt too many things in life as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.
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Being pretty and faking smart just cost her client $450,000,000.
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Matt Gaetz is going down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Friend in Austin was at a bar and saw this.
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Iβve been a Democrat my entire life and still donβt know any Communists.
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Tucker Carlsonβs head is so far up Putinβs ass he can see Sarah Palinβs front porch.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives.
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Where else other than politics could you could be found guilty of rape, get indicted 91 times, and still be under serious consideration for a job?
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I feel sorry for Mike Johnson. Before he became Speaker, only a handful of people knew what an idiot he was. Now, a few hundred million people know.
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Lauren Boebert is so dumb she thought LBJ was the Spanish translation for blowjob.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
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Start naming mass shootings after politicians who take money from the NRA.
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Good luck Texas!
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