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glitterburrito (Jamie)

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the lovechild of Dolly & Elvira

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Yesssss slayyyteršŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ¤Œ

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Thereā€™s a new one out about a teenage vampire seeking a suicidal human because she canā€™t bear to kill. 10/10

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Iā€™ve been a nasty girl šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¤

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a shiver of pleasure just ran down my spine as I realized I can be in bed by 9:30

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Ahh yes, I am well WELL acquainted with the Flora Bama. Even if itā€™s not technically PCB.

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This might be the funniest thing you donā€™t know about Itā€™s in Florida and affectionately known as the Redneck Riveria by the MS-AL-GA contingent

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Lmao physically I am in atlanta, mentally I am in Panama City beach circa 2006

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I need to source a machine and ink then itā€™s game on

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I reallyyyyy wanna learn how to airbrush

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One of my favorite bedtime stories šŸ„°

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Yeah they have those story stickers that are like ā€œNEW REELā€ or whatever but I hate those. Often Iā€™ve reshared a post to stories hoping to boost it to people who havenā€™t seen it on the TL thanks to algorithms

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Everyone down thread feels you! Itā€™s definitely weird

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Do we think he *knows* heā€™s aggro?

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I actually had my freak matched several times lately, highly recommend

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Some people need to stop worrying about me matching their freak and worry about me matching their crazy

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RIGHT like I went full on Real Housewives of Atlanta, ā€œWho said that?ā€

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help me out here, which current discourse lmao

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I was a boutique fitness coach and sales person for years, i wish I wouldā€™ve worn a body cam

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It is absolutely *insane* to me that someone will say something straight up aggressive and totally rude to you and then be baffled that you would respond the same way??

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There might be two hours left on the clock at work but there arenā€™t two hours left in me

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No, I was so sad about unrelated things I basically have zero memory of this game lmao I wasnā€™t online for most of it

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me, nodding along in a meeting my brain, remembering in 52 days Iā€™ll be watching Alabama football at potentially the highest latitude (but not altitude) itā€™s been watched

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If he winds up next to me two workouts in a row Iā€™ll introduce myself, if only to tell him Iā€™m not a creep šŸ«£

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The literal opposite of what I do lol, I like and will try to comment something positive

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Iā€™m trying to not be creepy, and yall want me to be Jeffrey Dahmer not in practice but in focus šŸ˜­

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Open your books to Jamielations chapter 4 verse 20: ā€œIf I were wealthy I would shut upā€

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itā€™s just NOT FUCKING HELPFUL to anyone involved.

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Iā€™m an actor. I absolutely have political opinions. I would never position myself as a political strategist. This isnā€™t a ā€œshut up and dribbleā€, itā€™s a ā€œthink before you speakā€.

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ā€œwhat the fuck does lady Gaga know about camerasā€

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Thatā€™s the general consensus, but then other comments are saying opposite

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That tracks for first responders hahaha

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Omg it was g dawg for me today! VINDICATION

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