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20 years a proud public defender, now I wrangle them for fun and profit in NOLA. Belligerent Democrat. Imperfect Ally. Bourbon enthusiast, F word proponent. Saints, Tide, Cubs. #MakeGoodTrouble

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“the poors”

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Friend, if it wouldn’t need new tires after every trip down my street, we could keep that one local

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What do you call the people you manage? Like in official stuff. Subordinates is assholey, direct reports is B-school douchespeak, but not sure what else there is

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Oh..same

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VIVA LA FRANCE

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the actuary: “So you’re telling me I’ve gotta assess the chances a priest fucks a kid?”

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those are rarely criminal. pretty decent distinction.

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and from a policy standpoint, there no incentive to deter the behavior. Just fuck little boys all you want, Allstate will cover it.

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like, if i walked into an ins ofc and said, “hey i drunk drive alot & i’ll probably catch a wrongful death suit one day, so I need a policy,” they’d laff and laff and laff. Same thing. No.

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I’m starting to think the DSA does not have our best interests at heart

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i kinda feel like you shouldnt be able to get “we’re gonna crime” insurance.

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there is not a number. innumerable filets-o-fish.

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these mean motherfuckers can fly too?

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Oh no we’re too busy policing libraries and denying medical care to worry about justice and such. But DAY OFF! One day we cant fuck anybody over

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OH BIG INSURANCE IS FUCKING YOU NOW? how the turntables

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We’re all supposed to assume deception now. Cool.

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I dont have access to anything outside the 5th for free but that would be a joyous read

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Your poverty court made you work today?

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I’m not subscribing but I REALLY want to see walmart’s briefing the indefensible

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Don’t you have presidents to bash?

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somebody bootlegged 4K of fireworks from tennessee b/c jeff landry’s louisiana aint free.

anyway, in the middle of the road at the bar. #NOLA

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Literally all of them. So they can call their friends and say, “dude I just cranked it in the Oval.”

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Tech really does breed the most socially unsophisticated people, eh? Not just a stereotype

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A Presidential masturbation thread really is bluesky’s highest and best use

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I want to strangle this non-voter and the NYT

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LBJ left stains on the carpet. Guarantee it.

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Body part genes are weird af. Got great shoulders, v good thighs w/ very little work. Rest of me looks like shit

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Picking up a buddy for a cookout who doesnt have a car & I’m wondering if I could make that work. Scooter, streetcar is a block from my house.

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mfer is 4 floors with an elevator. $1500 my fat white ass

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Manhattan townhouse for $1500? Charlie Brown had hoes.

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Brits voting on July 4th is a magnificent self own

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Where dis is. I just got quoted 52K for the pool alone.

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yes. would have really made the fit pop. much disappoint in sad leash

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chasing somebody to maul them being #1 obvs

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it’s supposed to, if i can keep it alive until next summer. like, cute little mini bananas

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Ohio’s finest (the bar is oh so low)

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the new “dwarf” banana tree has grown 3 like inches in 2 days. he may be quite the grower.

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i once threw out a hip dancing to Lido Shuffle at a pool party.

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I may not be crazy about the current state of this country but friends, I jingo the absolute fuck out of July 4th. The fit will be immaculate

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