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Sundance

@sundancecyclist.bsky.social

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Main source of income is recycled bike puns

Dad biker, Mountain biker, Bike-packer, Cargo biker, Sheriff of Bike Town, DIY Dream Coach, Pedaler of puns (best jokes in alt text), LGBTQIA+ ally

Hey šŸš—šŸ§ , check your transportation privilege. #bancars


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*agree. Sleepy fingers.

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Goodnight to the stars, That twinkle so bright, Goodnight to the moon, That lights up the night. Goodnight to the rider, With dreams in their head, Goodnight to the bike, Beside their bed. 4/4 (Ai helped write this)

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Goodnight wheels, Goodnight meals, Goodnight helmet, With all its appeals. Goodnight hills, Goodnight thrills, Goodnight park, As the night stills. 3/4

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And there were trails to explore, And hills to adore, And a winding path, That led to a door. Goodnight bike, Goodnight bell, Goodnight trails, Where adventures dwell. 2/4

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Goodnight to the stars, That twinkle so bright, Goodnight to the moon, That lights up the night. Goodnight to the rider, With dreams in their head, Goodnight to the bike, Beside their bed. 4/4 (Ai helped write this)

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Goodnight wheels, Goodnight meals, Goodnight helmet, With all its appeals. Goodnight hills, Goodnight thrills, Goodnight park, As the night stills. 3/4

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A bedtime story for all the lovely bike riders out there. In the great green park, There was a shiny red bike, And a little bell that chimed, With a gentle, sweet strike. And there were two little wheels, And a basket with meals, And a helmet so bright, For safe riding at night. 1/x

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Goodnight to the stars, That twinkle so bright, Goodnight to the moon, That lights up the night. Goodnight to the rider, With dreams in their head, Goodnight to the bike, Beside their bed. 4/4 (Ai helped write this)

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Goodnight wheels, Goodnight meals, Goodnight helmet, With all its appeals. Goodnight hills, Goodnight thrills, Goodnight park, As the night stills. 3/x

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Sounds like we are on the same team. We probably are more than we disagree.

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Thatā€™s kinda the point though right. Itā€™s almost always a close call. How often do bike and ped accidents happen? Also those are WAY less serious. Thereā€™s a concept (canā€™t find it right now) where our brains can only process enough info to drive at slow speeds. Exceed that and we fill in gaps.

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Moral Hazard. We build these literal death traps to feel safe. Safe for only the people inside. The quieter we make them and the ā€œsaferā€ we make them at insane speeds contributes to the driver feeling invincible. The safe design of cars, trucks, and SUVs makes them unsafe. I hate it

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Oh my god. Itā€™s a riot. Go for a few days, bring a new costume for each day.

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She was and it is in CA. Driving is already so convenient. Why make it dangerous as well. Iā€™m pretty sure it was an iPhone which makes it worse. Those things detect you are driving any you have to override it. She chose to be dangerous.

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How about that Wookiee fight! We see light saber whips and a Jedi Wookiee force jump full rage mode. Iā€™m loving it

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They have a popular flavors called ā€œthree chocolateā€. Itā€™s just two kinds of chocolate and then some white chocolate which we can all agree is bs. Itā€™s pretty good though

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Oh I donā€™t know. Maybe. More about walking around safely drunk.

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There are two now in my neighborhood. One is matte black. I hate it. I get your point though about lithium fires. Most of these are really safe now. Lots of places clamping down in dangerous batteries. I donā€™t charge at night and I try to charge mostly at work. That way if the office burns down.

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They make holders and things as well. I have one in a tire on one bike. Itā€™s wrapped in electronic tape and stick inside a bit of foam that is supposed to give you Corning rigidity for low pressure tires.

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Not usually. Metal blocks the signal. I have a few places. Inside the carbon frame of some bikes. I just duck tape it in place. I also wrap a pair of zip ties in electrical tape around the AirTag. Then I zip it under my seat on top of my seatpost clamp. Practically invisible.

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www.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/c...

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Thatā€™s good life advice. Still my point is that jaywalking is a crime because some šŸš— šŸ§  didnā€™t want actual people in ā€œtheir roadsā€ I tapped on a ladyā€™s window today as I was riding next to her. She was on her phone in a neighborhood. She was surprised to see me to say the least.

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Not as dangerous as another car on the road.

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Damn. Good luck. I sent this on the my kiwi friends.

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They should pay you!

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Fuck that guy. He does not speak for cyclists. ā€œIā€™m an avid cyclistsā€ is coded terminology for, I drive my bike places to go biking energy.

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I donā€™t know if itā€™s safe there but, one of my favorite things is biking over bridges.

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Public transit so I can irresponsible and be responsible.

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I see an e-scooter and think, ā€œone person in a šŸš—ā€

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Visit the Netherlands during Carnival. Will blow your mind. *You gotta go the south of the country though

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I should go put one in my new bikeā€¦.

Thanks for the reminder @sundancecyclist.bsky.social

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To expand. Maybe you are a pedestrian or micro mobility person. Jaywalking is a crime but also should not be. Insisting that humans follow the rules set by šŸš— is insane. People > šŸš—

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Good luck! Remember your AirTags people!

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that's not actually true? several states have adopted the "idaho stop" which creates an explicit carve-out for cyclists at stop signs. i don't know when that page was updated, but it's flatly wrong.

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The League of American Cyclists is pro vehicular cycling as a method of education. This view point is a trash take on safe cycling. Cars laws applied to pedestrians and cyclists are illegitimate and should be considered as discriminatory. Check your transportation privilege

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This is the new official way to signal turnsā€¦ All other methods are now illegal

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I have a park folding one I got free from an old friend. I bet you can find one used as well. Other option is diy. Iā€™ve hung those lifting systems before as well. Lots of ideas

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i... look, i have fun biking in traffic. i like the speed and the exhileration from trying to keep up with the cars. but let's be real here: it's not an option for everybody, and it's dangerous. if we want people to bike, and we should, then we need to make it easy and safe, and we should.

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You should wear a helmet thoughā€¦ Definitely saved my life a few times Iā€™m in favor of repealing mandatory helmet laws.

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Reposting for a signal boost. Letā€™s find this missing bike.

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