Kimmy

@kimmyifuplease.bsky.social

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 19:22 UTC

We will be in serious trouble if he, or any of his syncophants, get elected

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 18:29 UTC

I was thrilled to find it on clearance. I got a dozen balls for $6!

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 18:13 UTC

Doing my happy dance

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 18:08 UTC

I’m gonna have to look up balsam seed pods

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 18:06 UTC

Thank you! I’m keeping this for myself (something I don’t do often)

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 17:28 UTC

You’ll get the gist of it. I’ve had this yarn for years. Why I never thought to use it with the crocodile stitch is beyond me. The yarn is sparkly too

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 17:20 UTC

I love it!

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 05:09 UTC

I’m ok. I need to show you my latest project when I get a few more rows done

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 26, 2023 at 05:08 UTC

Not Ducky!!! 😞

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 18:32 UTC

There you are!!!

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 18:32 UTC

I keep forgetting I signed up on this app. I need to check in more often 🥴😁

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 18:30 UTC

Hi! Hi! Hi! 💜

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 25, 2023 at 18:29 UTC

Hi!!! 💜

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🍎Lilith🍎 @lilithjade.com
[ View ] Aug 07, 2023 at 00:14 UTC

Trump says he will seek a recusal, venue change in Jan. 6 case Good luck with that. 🤣🍿

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 21:44 UTC

I found it. F’ing hilarious

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 19:40 UTC

Now I have to go find that

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 17:58 UTC

I’m thinking that his unscrupulous dead ancestors are shouting DAMN IT KID! WE GAVE YOU THE PLAYBOOK

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 03, 2023 at 20:03 UTC

Osama bin Laden did not fly the planes himself. But he was responsible. Adolf Hitler did not operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible. Donald J. Trump did not storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible. Justice matters.

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 17:52 UTC

From one coffee lover to another. Nice work!

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 17:10 UTC

Same here. I’m gonna stick with the bird till it circles the drain

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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:51 UTC

Can you OD on schadenfreude? Asking for 81 million Americans.

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 17:07 UTC

With piranhas? 😁

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 17:06 UTC

I keep mine in my front yard so when kids start playing on it I can yell GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:58 UTC

Yay!!!! I’m liking it over here

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:49 UTC

He has no filter and acts like a toddler. Unless someone takes away his phone and microphone he won’t be able to help himself

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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:16 UTC

The fu¢k your feelings cult chanted “Lock Her Up” for 5 years. They had no problem putting Trump’s political opponent in prison. Now, they’re crying like little babies because their cult leader is finally being held accountable for his myriad crimes. The GOP is pathetic.

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:22 UTC

The zealots are in charge and have forgotten what they’re their for

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:17 UTC

Morning Luv!

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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:11 UTC

Tucker Carlson is the toxic sludge at the bottom of the barrel.

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 16:02 UTC

I keep forgetting to post stuff because I’m so entertained by y’all. Let me introduce myself

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:48 UTC

I can’t find anything

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:45 UTC

I’m looking to see if it’s a part of what happened yesterday

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:38 UTC

A SM influencer got arrested for inciting a riot, yesterday. Is something going on today?

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 14:31 UTC

Trying to find my people. Please boost this if you: - Believe potatoes have aphrodisiacal powers - Suspect conifers are nature's terrorists - Find people who are terrifyingly attractive the MOST attractive kind - Think you could throw a stick in a room full of Blueskys & hit at least 3 you'd fuck

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:12 UTC

Trump supporters: "I SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE MEANS WHAT HE SAYS" Trump lawyers: "DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T MEAN WHAT HE SAID"

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:18 UTC

Can we talk about laundry too?

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:14 UTC

You rang?

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:12 UTC

🤣🤣🤣 you, my dear, are a nut. Keep up the good work

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:11 UTC

I meant to post this comment here instead of OP. Still learning Anyone else hearing “In the Arms of An Angel” while reading his rants?

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 15:05 UTC

Anyone else hearing “In the Arms of An Angel” while reading his rants?

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 05, 2023 at 05:26 UTC

Why not? 😆

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 03, 2023 at 20:22 UTC

He says that like it’s a bad thing. I think I need a cigarette

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 03, 2023 at 15:57 UTC

Good to see you over here

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 03, 2023 at 15:41 UTC

Is there anything better than your first cup of coffee

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 05:42 UTC

I could accept pie>cobbler>cake. As long as there’s pie

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 04:55 UTC

No. No. No. It’s pie>cake>cobbler

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 04:53 UTC

Shhh! Not everyone here knows me yet

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 04:52 UTC

Meh

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 00:57 UTC

I’ve accidentally liked some things. I’ll smack myself

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Kimmy @kimmyifuplease.bsky.social
[ View ] Aug 02, 2023 at 00:56 UTC

RIGHT? Argh!!!!!

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