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Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social |
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ugh, who invited this guy
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "we all need a Good News Wednesday" — it’s been a tough week. here are three items to brighten your mood. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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if Donald Trump ate a barbecued dog it would be ok because presidential immunity
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Jeff Tiedrich
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pro tip: if they can imprison Steve Bannon for ignoring a legally-issued Congressional subpoena, they can imprison Jim Jordan for ignoring a legally-issued Congressional subpoena. this isn't fucking rocket science
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "rotting meat-sack Steve Bannon went to prison and MAGA lost their shit" — and Little Donny Fuckaround is a Very Special Boy thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I still think it's wild that we gave Putin three Supreme Court picks
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "BREAKING: SCOTUS rules Donald Trump has ‘absolute immunity’ for ‘official acts’" — ugh thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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my favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus has all the homeless people rounded up and arrested, and then he and Sam Alito go jetting off on Leonard Leo's private plane for a luxury fishing vacation
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "the media needs to cut this shit out right now" — The Narrative needs a horse race, so they're inventing one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I'm calling on Arthur Gregg Sulzberger to step down as publisher of The New York Times. his recent performance proves he isn't up to the task
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Jeff Tiedrich
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: June 29 edition" — Handy Oakley wears ’em, Bobby Brainworms dares ’em, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: June 29 edition" — Handy Oakley wears ’em, Bobby Brainworms dares ’em, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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need some cheering up? Steve Bannon went whining to the Supreme Court to please please pretty please keep him from having to go to prison and the Supreme Court just told Steve Bannon to fuck straight off
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "a debate without fact-checking is worse than no debate at all" — but don’t despair, there’s good news out there. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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what the fuck did I just watch
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Jeff Tiedrich
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what a great idea it was to give Donald Trump free reign to lie without being fact checked
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Jeff Tiedrich
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Joe Biden bicycles into the debate hall, dismounts, runs up a ramp to his podium, one-handedly chugs a bottle of water, slams the empty bottle down onto the lectern and turns to Trump and says "sup, fuckface"
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Jeff Tiedrich
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hey, I wrote a thing: "I have some debate questions for Donald Trump" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "lonely dipshit Donald Trump slept with classified documents" — what the fuck, man? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "lonely dipshit Donald Trump slept with classified documents" — what the fuck, man? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
9 replies 28 reposts 108 likes
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "wingnuts are in full panic mode over Thursday’s debate" — hubris, laziness and dementia is a toxic cocktail of disaster. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "wingnuts are in full panic mode over Thursday’s debate" — hubris, laziness and dementia is a toxic cocktail of disaster. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
9 replies 26 reposts 120 likes
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "a weekend’s worth of fucknuttery from the rotting brain of Donald J. Trump" — what kind of psycho dreams up forcing migrants to fight? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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the view from my front yard, 8:44pm
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "Louisiana is the latest Ground Zero for christofacist fuckery" — the zealots are just getting started. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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Trump [eating a baby]: I'm not eating this baby. I could if I wanted to, though [continues to eat baby] of course I'm eating this baby. so what [continues to eat baby] I NEVER ATE A BABY! [finishes eating baby] New York Times: Baby-Eating a Political Minefield for Joe Biden
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "Louisiana is the latest Ground Zero for christofacist fuckery" — the zealots are just getting started. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
9 replies 46 reposts 150 likes
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "this week in stupid: June 22 edition" — whiny baby files a suit, Kyle's mommy gets the boot, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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fun fact: in my most-successful tweet — over 400k likes — I use "lead" where it should have been "led" and I to this day die a little every time it shows up in someone's social media feed
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "this week in stupid: June 22 edition" — whiny baby files a suit, Kyle's mommy gets the boot, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
5 replies 11 reposts 94 likes
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Jeff Tiedrich
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#BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire In Grocery Store In Fordyce, Arkansas; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I'm very old, very white and very male. that I haven't yet blundered into saying something that gets me canceled is probably just dumb luck
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Jeff Tiedrich
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me: this is the most important election of our lifetime them: you say that every election me: I CAN'T HELP IT THAT IT'S ALWAYS TRUE
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "caught on tape: Donald Trump admits he lost the 2020 election" — also, Aileen Cannon fucking sucks. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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true story
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Jeff Tiedrich
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oh look, I wrote a thing: "racists celebrate Juneteenth by completely losing their shit" — boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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oh look, I wrote a thing: "racists celebrate Juneteenth by completely losing their shit" — boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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in honor of Juneteenth, here's my post from last year: "it's Juneteenth and neo-Nazis are completely losing their shit"
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Jeff Tiedrich
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"Elon Musk deserves endless praise for the battery-powered cars I refuse to buy because Donald Trump says they suck" is an odd position to take, but no one ever accused MAGA of logic
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Jeff Tiedrich
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hey, I wrote a thing: "author who interviewed Trump confirms Donny is even more brain-damaged than we knew" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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need some cheering up? Donald Trump went whining to the New York Court of Appeals that Judge Merchan's gag order was unfair, and the New York Court of Appeals just told Donald Trump to fuck off
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "fuck the New York Post and the Republican Party — and Fox News, too." — how these lying liars spread their bullshit lies. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "demented dipshit Donald Trump babbles about 'perfectly handsome' pilots" — Donny keeps fixating on bizarre shit. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "top CEOs agree: Donald Trump has completely lost his marbles" — 'Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,' said one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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happy father's day to the guy who cheated on the mother of his first three children with the mother of his fourth child and cheated on her with the mother of his fifth child and cheated on her with a porn actress who he paid to shut the fuck up about it. republican family values!
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Jeff Tiedrich
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yo, I wrote a thing: "top CEOs agree: Donald Trump has completely lost his marbles" — 'Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about,' said one. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
16 replies 25 reposts 141 likes
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Jeff Tiedrich
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when I used to do magazine design, I worked with an editor like that. when I'd tell him that an article was an inch too long, he'd go straight for the parentheticals
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Jeff Tiedrich
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hey, I wrote a thing: "this week in stupid: June 15 edition" — Rudy roasts it, Lindsey toasts it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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in 1973. I swear, you nitwits have Tiedrich Derangement Syndrome. get a hobby
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "Republicans celebrate Bring Your Felon to Work Day" — and once again, Donald Trump is an incoherent trainwreck thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Jeff Tiedrich
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I wrote a thing: "Republicans celebrate Bring Your Felon to Work Day" — and once again, Donald Trump is an incoherent trainwreck thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
7 replies 20 reposts 126 likes