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Raccademic | Statistician | Fun Fact Fan | Musician-ish | 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 | He/They

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At a random pub in midtown Manhattan to watch England in the Euros because as much as I would like to explore NYC I love being made extremely anxious by sports even more

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I have been on a train from Pittsburgh to NYC for 7 hours and have come to the conclusion that Pennsylvania is too wide

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Haha of course, I guess that's one advantage I have living in a country where almost nobody cares lol

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*homophobic lol, 10 points to @/Lou_Husky on bird site for being the first to bring that to my attention

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To give a positive counterpoint to this: upon hearing I was in town for Anthrocon the bartender at the pub I watched the soccer at said "if you find someone in this city who has a problem with furries send them to me" hahaha 💯

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Sorry to hear, it's kinda wild to be reminded people are such losers still

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At a random "British" pub in south side Pittsburgh to watch England in the Euros because as much as I love furries I love being made extremely anxious by sports even more

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Walking back to my hotel wearing a tail and a group of like six randoms yelled homophonic anti-furry slurs at me and it's like if y'all are that bothered by one guy you're gonna lose your mind a couple blocks down the street lmao

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My hotel room is close enough to the baseball stadium that I can hear when they get a home run about 20 seconds before I see it on TV and it's the most bizarre kind of spoiler haha

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Okay! This con is chaos I'll shoot you a DM via twitter

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Oh amazing thank you! Do you need a room key to get in or can anyone access it?

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Someone in the crowd at the Pirates game just yelled at the umpire "THAT WASN'T VERY FURRYLICUOUS OF YOU BLUE" lmaoooo

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Let's go baseball *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

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Gosh Pittsburgh is hot today I'd sure be concerned if I had any plans here involving wearing any kind of warm clothing!

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Look all I'm saying is if they put a "please consume responsibly" sign next to the alcohol but don't put one next to the snacks then how else can a raccoon be expected to behave when he enters the snack zone

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At YYZ and realizing it feels Quite Weird to be heading to AC again - it's only my 5th time going and I haven't been in 5 years but it was my very first con way back in 2005(!) so will always occupy a pretty unique place in my raccoon brain

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Nice! If it doesn't work some reason just poke me here and we'll figure something out haha

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I DIDN'T THINK OF PUTTING STUFF IN THEM OH MY GOD

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Yoooo sorry only just saw this! If for some reason you wanna hang out with a random expat sometime let me know! Same handle on TG or just poke me here!

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No matter how many times I pack for a furry convention I am somehow *always* surprised by how big fursuit feetpaws are like I get they're heckin' stompers but do they have to be *quite* so heckin'?

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I really need to find some English people at Anthrocon because now I have both the UK general election and an England Euros quarter-final to watch and WEIRDLY none of my non-English friends seem interested in either???

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Hello I am sans-seriff from undertale

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The last time I went to the UK I brought back way too many snacks and some of them are going out of date so yes officer that is why I'm eating Jaffa Cakes for breakfast

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The idea I have two predecessors is slightly terrifying

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ngl Riffle would be an *amazing* raccoon name

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Oh putting the Riff at the end this is creative I like it

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During a conversation this evening I realized that the name 'Riff' basically cannot be abbreviated so instead I am trying to decide what name 'Riff' might be an abbreviation of, for example "Hi I'm Riffleupagus but my friends just call me Riff" Suggestions welcome!

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I'm not being a distraction I'm being a distracction

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Work is making us do cyber security training and it's like my dudes I have seen Hackers so many times surely that's sufficient

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Okay well in the end I did feel a little sad for the Oilers but I think that's mainly just I'd feel sad for fans of any* team that take an 0-3 start to game 7 and lose gg guys *some exceptions apply

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