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Mr. Am I Being Detained

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Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.


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My big historical what-if is that if Rachel Bloom was a couple decades older, autistic girls wouldn't be so underdiagnosed because they'd have had their own Weird Al this whole time

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I love remembering the date of a debate

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I think a lot of people’s ideology is actually “the only moral course is to suffer and be powerless” and they think they’re accelerationists

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Thought you guys already did a Ginni Thomas episode

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Love when a place goes for the “skull devil fuck badass” school of branding and they sell like bagels

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Da Big Apple

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Max Boot

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I’m ambivalent

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Okay well if you’d read the whole thing you’d have learned that that young man’s name was Albert Einstein

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It’s a workers’ party now

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Your shvitzing correspondent

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RFK Jr is just Vince McMahon

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Yes he is

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This is such a legit bop full of genuine pathos

m.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cC...

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Together we CAN blow up the sun

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They should make a horror movie about a nasty little guy

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Seems self-explanatory

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Hi everyone, this is Red, Zack did the John Mulaney “What’s New Pussycat” bit in the congressional cafeteria with Bruce Springsteen’s “Jungleland” and Lauren Boebert killed him. He will be missed.

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🎵Mister, I ain’t no boy No I’m a man And I believe in the Loveland Frogman🎵

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Buckley really is history’s greatest monster

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I don’t even want to be around anymore

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Washington-Baltimore News Guild

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Management rep literally said “he started it” and yelled at a member of our unit a third his age for laughing, if you’re wondering how union negotiations are going

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The next civil war will not be red and blue states, it will be the forces of his vice president versus the Barron Caliphate

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If these people have to choose between doing fascism and robbing each other blind it will always be the robbing

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Just heard about mansplaining. This world is so fucked up.

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(continually drinking coffee from 7:30 to noon) These SSRIs ain't shit

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George Clooney is also a “we have such a deep bench!” guy instead of “this is why the vice president exists,” opinion discarded

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Guy who never recovered from being hit as a child seeing any given situation: getting “hitting children” vibes from this

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I don’t know that a self-Like was really earned here man

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It was happening to people who were considered autistic under that era’s diagnostic criteria which is why the dumbass you’re defending didn’t see any in her class

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It was happening to people who were considered autistic under that era’s diagnostic criteria which is why the dumbass you’re defending didn’t see any in her class

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Who said a “significant number”

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Because the diagnostic criteria didn’t yet acknowledge “types,” that’s the entire point

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Nonverbal autistic people were definitely being forcibly institutionalized in 1994

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Whoops I’m wrong he was 89 but he did in fact die last year

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The first person diagnosed with autism died last year and he was younger than the president

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Forrest Gump came out in 1994 and now that year is serving as the exact same kind of reactionary fantasy myth-year

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Separately “there used to be no fat kids” is such an insane thing to say even if you’re not like 40 like whatever stock photo model this is

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Autism didn’t exist because it had incredibly narrow diagnostic criteria and they forcibly institutionalized anyone who displayed them instead of putting them in your class, dumbass

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Felix Biederman was saying recently that their big stumbling block is going to be that there simply are not enough little freaks like this to run a bureaucracy this size

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The main goal of right populism is to get people to think about these problems just hard enough to believe they’re Mexicans’ fault

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Biden himself is a McGuffin for them, what they want is a weird sudden-death primary they developed as a mental exercise

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These people got all the hogs bleating about sustainable development guidance for years because it had “Agenda” in the title

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Such an unforced error for them to call it “Project 2025,” exactly the kind of fruity James Bond villain shit they love to claim that like UNICEF is up to

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Do you think Hunter and Gruesome Gavin have hung out at all

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